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Description : It's 3:00am and you just woke up with the munchies... There's left over Chinese Take-out, and a half eaten slice of pizza remaining from last night. Your girlfriend /lover is morbidly obese and she wants to eat too. You're thinking of yourself, so you bring her a carrot instead. She gets pissed; hence the titled track.

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  1. thethirdfigure
    thethirdfigure on Fri 26th Jun 2009 - 14 years ago

    this sounds like a great beginning to a soul coughing tune...

    i can hear mike doughty just waiting to sink his teeth into what comes of this...

  2. DeiSenDra
    DeiSenDra on Tue 23rd Jun 2009 - 14 years ago

    what the hell is this? xD very good and funny keep it up!

  3. lofthouse
    lofthouse on Tue 23rd Jun 2009 - 14 years ago

    iNTEResTinG!To say the least!
    It could go anywhere.
    I like the vibe u got going and I think you should develop this track-it could leed to something fantastic!

  4. C69
    C69 on Mon 22nd Jun 2009 - 14 years ago

    THIS is my sort of track. I love the experimental genre. Are you going to develop it further? I think you should.

    Fausto
    Reply by Fausto

    ...Appreciated. I'm working on the lyrics as well. The deadline is August 1st and you all have been quite inspiring.

  5. MEDICALMARIJUANA
    MEDICALMARIJUANA on Mon 22nd Jun 2009 - 14 years ago

    Sounds like rock....could be hip hop its up 2 you.

    Fausto
    Reply by Fausto

    ...Indeed... These are 2 important ingredients for this dish I'm about to create and serve.

  6. Roqwell
    Roqwell on Sun 21st Jun 2009 - 14 years ago

    cool track man good start

    Fausto
    Reply by Fausto

    Thanks

  7. Steevo
    Steevo on Sun 21st Jun 2009 - 14 years ago

    Great start to a track, agree with Kazm needs developing into a complete work, hope you do it!

    Fausto
    Reply by Fausto

    Indeed... Thanks.

  8. DollaDaKing
    DollaDaKing on Sun 21st Jun 2009 - 14 years ago

    Ey dis beat crazy. It unique n its own goofy way. Props to a well made, and interesting beat. EY for real though when u gon let me sample it?

    Fausto
    Reply by Fausto

    No doubt... Once I polish it up, I'll allow downloads. Peace

  9. Kazm
    Kazm on Sun 21st Jun 2009 - 14 years ago

    I like it... I think :P
    Nah, just messing, man.
    I do like this, the only thing I would say is length, dude. I can imagine a kick arse progressive bassline tearing it up after the "What the hell is this?" sample, you get me?
    Good tune though.
    Peace.
    Kii.

    Fausto
    Reply by Fausto

    That sounds like a plan. I'm on it. Appreciated.

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