Undertaker Underwhelmed - Planetjazzbass

19th Sep 2008 20:44 - 18 years ago
Description : Probably the worst track ever made since 'Achey Breaky Heart'....the bar has been lowered so much you could enter this track in a Limbo competition!

Comments (10)

If you have time take a listen and give Planetjazzbass some feedback.

JohnBoutilier
JohnBoutilier 3rd Jun 2011 18:23 - 15 years ago
Very avant garde :-)

Keep them coming

John
DonnieVyros
DonnieVyros 17th Jan 2009 21:04 - 17 years ago
I know that was Latin, but I can't help thinking that it came from some John Williams score (possibly The Temple of Doom). I love the way ya effected 'em to almost sound digitized for the second go around. What really makes 'em work here is the whole stereotypicala view of metal being Demonic. Kinda like the Temple nod from above, I could see some kinda evil ritual being enacted.

The part with the "Musical Montage" kinda killed that view for me. And the track plunges into another aspect of metal- the chaos! Like plummeting through broken Earth down into the depths of Hell. Next the mellow riffs make it seem as if the whole crisis has been averted. Much like the epic Dante- Finally passing through and ascending back up by the hand of Virgil. Nice musical journey ya quickly took me on there. Thanks!
AidansTrance
AidansTrance 28th Dec 2008 23:00 - 17 years ago
This is really super, it seems that you're switching on the radio and first find hard metal then something chillin than a mix of the two like the radio plays between 2 freq at a time...
This is brilliant Planet!!!
Mejdi
Mejdi 11th Nov 2008 21:12 - 17 years ago
This is great...Hey can I download it and maybe put in some fast and furious solo???

This is awesome, I like the rhytm......FANTASTIC....Congrats,,,: ))
Planetjazzbass
Planetjazzbass replied Unknown - 2028 years ago
Hey thanks for the kind review mate..it's pretty much a spoof on a guitar song..but hey do with it what you like..I'll be interested to hear the result..cheers planet :)
alividlife
alividlife 16th Oct 2008 09:10 - 17 years ago
A bit busy!
But I love it!

The vocoder was very scary. But like awesome!
I am glad you did the comp.
Hah..
You were Smiling and laughing the whole time you did this.

Still you gotta do the GRRRR face when you play the bass solo!
lol
damnit.. if I could vote again.... if I could just vote again.
TraXnCtrl
TraXnCtrl 3rd Oct 2008 03:56 - 18 years ago
This is sick Dave.....killer intro
as always had a planet twist
well done
Trax
rei4real
rei4real 22nd Sep 2008 12:16 - 18 years ago
this puts a big big smile onto my face ...
only you can make tracks like this, and tracks like this only make sense if you make them ...
I think we need more bad metal songs like that!!!
cause there's a lack of humour all around the metalscene ...
big deal!!!

peace, rei
MosReQuest
MosReQuest 22nd Sep 2008 12:10 - 18 years ago
o and can i sample that begining part of the song?

Mos'
Planetjazzbass
Planetjazzbass replied Unknown - 2028 years ago
No worries mate...I used the vocals out of "Vocal Forge" a vocal sampling program I've got...send me your email address and I'll send you the whole 'Gothic' section (different pitches..longer phrases).....cheers planet
MosReQuest
MosReQuest 22nd Sep 2008 12:05 - 18 years ago
i think this is different for you maybe but there are many many MANY people who would love this and the switch up is dope, like what? sick i would love to scream over this one man!

thanks for your reviews, you give me alot of confidence!

Mos' ReQuest~
RonGallagher
RonGallagher 19th Sep 2008 21:52 - 18 years ago
Big Smiles here.
I found this to be quite entertaining and at times quite funny.
Zappa asked Does Humor Belong in Music?
Yes...yes it does.
The beginning was creepy cool.
The breakdown broke me up.
Big Smiles.
Voltage

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