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Description : This one is a bit odd - it's not supposed to work. I haven't done anything in about 9 months. I put this as fusion - should it stay as such ?

Description : Haven't been on for a while - recooperating nicely from a nasty carcinoma that ate away one side of my snoz - this is very short because I don't know where to go with this except maybe having it as an attachment and sending an email to my brother so that when he opens it , it will continuously play - much to his annoyance - bwaaa haaa haaa - digerydoo is from freesounds.com

Description : This was done about nine months ago. I forgot to load it then. The title - I said it to my mother in law after seeing Lord of the Rings when she came over for a visit. Thank God she could take a joke otherwise she would have thrown me from the roof.

Description : Still working on this track. This is for all the Steam Punks out there. Have you ever had favorite pants, party pants, that look good, are comforatable and can take a direct hit and still survive - but you can't find them and you are late for the best party of the year - that's panic time !
I may do something else with it so terribly sorry - I'm disallowing downloads.
sound fx (steam, claxxon, machine shut down) came from
freesounds.com - thanks lads !

Description : Profuse thanks to AnomalyJ ( the resident Looperman vocal goddess ) for letting me have a go at her track. I added a base line, strings and a bit of sax. It was challenging ( keeping out my usual lunacy ) and I learned a few things. First time I did anything like this.

Description : Many many years ago,I knew this dog, great lad he was with wiskers widely askew, one eye, three legs,a badly mangled ear that looked like 2, and a curiously bent tail, his name was......Lucky, most called him f- - k- - g Lucky.

Description : Those of us who have played the bagpipes, or worn the kilt such as in the highland regiments, will know what I am saluting here.

Oh !$%#&@^5 , hearing it here, I've noticed a wee bit of clipping- too tired at the moment to effect repairs.

Description : Looking outside after finishing his morning tea, Little Robbie the fire ant exclaimed, “Good God almighty, what a splendid day for a walk in the glorious woods”. So he grabbed his hat, stuck it on his head at a jaunty angle (not backwards like the village idiot) between his two fully erect antennae, and strode outside - where he was immediately eaten by a greasy arsed ant eater. The end.

I had fun again with this one, a great escape for me from the maddening world.
Magix, my creation, a couple of ambient loops from Looperman.

Description : a work in progress, no title yet, more of an experimenting with wind instruments

Description : Updated-Nov 25,09
Here in Montreal, on Sundays in Mount Royal park during the summer, there's a bunch of lads that dress up in medivel armor (styrofoam) brandishing swords and sheilds (more styrofoam) of the same, and enthusiastically attack each other. Added to the fray are other lads on bicycles with jousting poles. Well, one time around 2002 ( it was covered in the Montreal Gazette ). A bunch of other people decided to stir things up ( as if that was needed ). So, they all dressed up as zombies (including zombie makeup ) and met at the local McDonalds to plot strategy to visit the park and introduce themselves. ( zombies ... strategy ??? ). The manager of McDonalds was not impressed, saying to them 'No, brains are not on the menu ! Please leave now and pick up your appenages from the floor on your way out.
Well, to make a long story short, they all gathered quietly in the woods and emerged from the tree line of the park and all at once, lurching forward moaning and groaning for all they were worth. After a very short startlement, a cry went out. "Tabernac ! Les Zombies !" ( approximate translation "WTF ! Zombies ! ). The medivel combatants quickly formed an impressive battle line and charged forward screaming ( in both offical languages of the country )... Well, you can imagine what happened...zombies getting whacked, arms falling off, zombies dying slowly, only to rise once more and try to bite everyone not zombie...there were pictures, anyhow....ZOMBIES !!!!!!!

updated - Oct 4,09 - Ok, not my best work - it kinda fell off a bit and I'm worried about the repetition level, anyhow, I put some lipsick on this pig, I don't think she can hold anymore - that's enough for now. I'll let it wallow around a bit before I take it to the slaughter house.

My loops, Magix.

A work in progress, for halloween...bwaaa haaa haaaa.....

Description : The guitar and beat tracks I go t from...just a sec...be right back - gotta get that fella's name...Here it is !!! Much credit ( or blame ) should be given to D2d. He uploaded a guitar/beat track that was too brilliant to ignore - terribly sorry ( not ) if I bug'erd it up,I just had too much fun with it - When I have time I will pretty it up a bit more.
I added the base and brass.

Description : I was having a bit of fun with the track until it started to tick me off. Then I said ok, that's enough. Later, perhaps I'll upgrade it when I'm of a better mind.

Description : Sept 4, changed the name - It's what John Wayne said in True Grit before hostilites broke out. I've used this line on the wife over the last piece of chocolate cake - you had to be there.

First off - a great big thank you to Sterixx who supplied terrific keyboard work - he should not be blamed or served with lawyers letters if this offends anyone. Anyhow, got me a light snake. Wooot !!! Plugged in my base and guitar and off I went, and then experimented with the drums (guitar track in middle-not mine- from Looperman). Do not expect any finesse. This was a bit of a celebration ( name of track notwithstanding ) rather than wanting to knock any body’s socks off. As usual I was having a bit of fun.

Description : Update - Oct 19,09.
Magix loops. Brass, strings, and piano loops toward the end are mine. This was the first orchestral piece that I attempted. Many thanks to the Looperman community for excellant suggestions.
Sadly, the bees are disappearing. Once they are gone we are going to have to learn to eat plastic...

Description : Perhaps this should be in the Weird Genre. Looperman loops, Magix, mild to medium mods and a bit of fun

Description : I borrowed the track "White Collar Hell" from JackTripper . I promised him that I would be gentle with it.... err... uhmm... please ignore the dents, scratches and battle damage - I swear it was an accident - it wasn't me - the dog threw up on it. ( I'm still having fun with it - that's my bottom line - having fun with music ). I am not totally finished with it. What happens next depends on advice.
I put this in the genre as weird - should it goes somewhere else ?
JackTripper's track reminded me of machines so I bulit around it - Thank you JackTripper - I had a blast.

Description : This is the 2nd tracK I did with Magix. I had tons of fun doing it. Oh, I have no idea on what genre to label it - I took a guess. The title I took from what I told the wife when we both spotted the last piece of chocolate cake...moments before war was delcared.