Description : it's incredible! he has done it again. only to taunt mankind, - the thinking zombie - broke into my studio, there he took a track of Phatkatz (Blues Jam) and made a soundtrack to it!
all he made only to show, how much he laughed at us two and everyone else. the thinking zombie. the new threat! protects your wives and daughters! I publish this song NOT because I want to support him. I will only point out the extent of the madness and the REAL existing risk! ---- >> In the lyric folder, there is a translation

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  1. Orlando51
    Orlando51 on Wed 22nd Jul 2015 - 4 years ago

    Almost every time some ultra-special from your kitchen, Joe...
    And I think that your extra twists on vocals always add the most to that level of specialty....so it's no wonder that it pisses me off when some creatures...wolfs for example, just don't dig the concept those vocals are assigned to...:)

    My big compliments______Orlando

    joecramer
    Reply by joecramer

    I give my best to do some special things, ´cause normal can be done from the others :)
    And one of my goals for this year was/is to do some genres that i hadn´t done befor. But sure i try to do them in my own way.
    I am always happy if someone think i done it right

    So thanks for your nice and friendly comment Orlando and the time you spent on listen to my stuff.

    stay tuned
    joe

  2. soundhound
    soundhound on Mon 20th Jul 2015 - 4 years ago

    Joe....
    I don't know what you are saying, at all but it's a good groove...

    Nothing wrong with any of this, good mix got that live sound
    that you don't hear much anymore...

    Very Nice...Joe

    Peace...TG.

    joecramer
    Reply by joecramer

    Hey TG

    Nice to know that you think it is a good one
    I am with you when you say that this one sounds "live".
    Thats one of the reasons why i loved to do some to it.
    Phatkatz did realy a good job with this blues jam!

    BTW - have a look in/to the lyrics :) there is/was a translation of the words ....... and in this case (this zombie fun thing) the words are made to let you smile a bit.

    Thanks for the friendly comment

    stay tuned
    joe

  3. Tumbleweed
    Tumbleweed on Sun 19th Jul 2015 - 4 years ago

    He had a really good blues jam mix to do his thing with Joe... good Sunday afternoon entertainment and a couple of laughs to go along with it...keep that bugger over there...we dont want him loose on this side of the water (but if he escapes, send some of that music with him).....cheers...Ed

    joecramer
    Reply by joecramer

    I will see what i can do but this guy is extreme creative ...
    And right now i dont know where he is. But i think in canada you are save. It´s for sure to cold for this guy over there.

    If i hear any about some canada vacation, i will inform you quickly :)

    Thanks for your nice commend Ed

    stay tuned
    joe

  4. Tomzovic
    Tomzovic on Sun 19th Jul 2015 - 4 years ago

    well melody is fine, but whats wrong with those vocals?

    joecramer
    Reply by joecramer

    Hey Tomzovic

    Nothing is wrong with the vocals :)
    It is a kind of a "running Joke".

    Phatkatz opend last year a - lets make some things around zombies - thread. http://www.looperman.com/forum/thread/182429/looperman-zombie-apocalypse
    In that case i created this -the thinking zombie- one.
    He´s just a (the first) real thinking zombie and loves to make songs about humans ....... and this one is just a little track with the voice of him on Phatkatz blues jam, where he told us how easy it was to get some nice and fresh jamaican food :)

    Later i will do some "normal" vocals this blues jam for sure. `Cause i dont want that this zombie thing have a to bad influence on his cool music.

    Thanks for your friendly comment

    stay tuned
    joe

  5. FrozenStick
    FrozenStick on Sat 18th Jul 2015 - 4 years ago

    Huh very cool!Nice beats!The voice is funny!lol.
    Nicely done!

    joecramer
    Reply by joecramer

    Thanks for your friendly words FrozenStick

    Nice to know that you had fun while listening
    that is the reason for what this track is
    Fun.

    stay tuned
    joe

  6. Burtsbluesboxes
    Burtsbluesboxes on Fri 17th Jul 2015 - 4 years ago

    I have to ask LOL!! Is it necrophilia if they're still moving? Can Zombies get pregnant? I know in one of the Dawn of the dead movies a zombie gave birth but I think she was pregnant before becoming a zombie. I have never heard of zombies starving to death! Good question!! Do they go to the bathroom too? All that brain meat they eat, what happens to it? In world war Z they freeze solid when they go north into the frozen lands but thaw in the warmer summer months. Great questions!! We're f*kd!

    joecramer
    Reply by joecramer

    So it looks like we have to wait what the future will bring us (for sad things) in a couple of years ......

    Maybe we sould try to eat some zombies :)

    stay tuned
    joe

  7. Burtsbluesboxes
    Burtsbluesboxes on Thu 16th Jul 2015 - 4 years ago

    They're getting way too smart!! Hide the women and children! Rotting Horde was just the Beginning of the madness! HAHAHA Good one Joe :D Did you see Dawn of the Dead where they start to learn? One gets a machine gun and starts to figure out how to use it. Thinking Zombies would be unstoppable! In world War Z (book) the U.S. army makes a stand and hits a horde with everything, artillery, airstrikes, small arms, you name it. The just keep coming, no fear! It's like they're walking into a meat grinder and it doesn't even phase them!

    joecramer
    Reply by joecramer

    Hey Phatkatz

    I wanted to sing to this nice blues track some cool vocals, and now
    this a##hole who calls himself - the thinking zombie - was faster....... :)

    Nice to read that you liked it.

    Yeah, the moment when they start thinking, isn´t a good moment for humans :)
    .....did you ever read any about zombies die for hunger?
    I never heard any about it. So it looks like, they come (wherefrom dosen´t matter) and they stay dead alive for ever, until someone smashes there brain..... That must be almost the end of the evolution. Dead and alive for ever, with mind. Last step is sex and give birth to an already dead and alive zombiechild ...... oh god.....

    stay tuned
    joe

  8. DijamMusic
    DijamMusic on Tue 14th Jul 2015 - 4 years ago

    Hello Joe,
    Wow, this is brilliant track, very smooth and coherent.
    Nice job Joe.
    Well done
    Jamid

    joecramer
    Reply by joecramer

    Thanks a lot for your friendly comment Jamid.
    Realy nice to know that you like/enjoyed it.

    The music is by Phatkatz,
    http://www.looperman.com/tracks/detail/167797
    i just wanted to see what happend when the thinking zombie had to do a blues ;)

    stay tuned
    joe

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In my last vacation that is really true,
there were me and my girlfriend, in Jamaica.
people there are all nice and in a super good mood,
all have just grinned and I've just been amazed.

No one screamed or ran away quickly.
Only I could not understand it and found that unusual.
I looked around a bit and then it was clear to me very quickly,
they loved me and my style and above all my hair.

I'm headed down to the beach, where young people were laughing.
and beautiful women made in mini skirts dance moves.
They looked so sweet and tasty and all tanned.
the body fresh and well built, I looked very relaxed.

Then I thought, oh Fuck this shit, and said to one
how beautiful she is, how pleasant, and how well she can dance.
She looked friendly and I invite her,
tonight my personal guest to be

I brought her to my house. She trusted me.
I said something about, moonlight on her pure skin.
I opened the door and invited her in.
and I promised her this will be particularly adversely.

I'm a zombie and so charming.
let's go to my house, hand in hand.
Since waits, secretly, my girlfriend already.
I'm a zombie and a son of a bitch.

I'll take you to bed and vice a candle on.
Then comes my girlfriend and we eat you up.
I'm a zombie and I am in good shape.
I'll take you now, with me to the my home

I am a zombie, I am in good shape.
I'm a zombie and I eat you.
I am a zombie, I am in good shape.
I'm a zombie and I eat you.

 


 

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