crucethus

The box of retarded aphids CAN"T move 3 milinches, that's where the mosquito pubes are stashed! And you remember the kind of time I had harvesting those, don't you? Each plucked by mouth! Fattest lip I've ever had. The box of "aph-idiots" can go beneath the subway poster of Angela Lansbury, naked with a hose, siphoning gas from her own ass. You know, the one I got to replace the one I stained,.... of Ed Mcmahon brandishing two yards of scrotal skin like he's about to flip a wad of rubbery pizza dough into the air....... Let's put the box there.

Where shall the violin solo go?

We could move the love-seat, but then we'll need another end-table, and we won't be able to find one that matches the old one, so the love-seat stays right where IT'S fuckin AT!.

We could try,.... JUST TRY, mind you,..... to put that corner-curio that holds all the miniature glass vaginas into the dining-room. Wild idea, I know, but then the love-seat can be slid down the wall to the corner, eliminating the need for an end-table,.... so,...... yeah, that's what we're gonna fuckin do. Here, zip your pants and help me push this sum'bitch. Oh,... you're busy eating an ice-cream sandwich. That's cool. I'll just slay some "Duck Hunt" till you're done.

Evan

:D Thanks for the comment cru :) If you were playing piano, sorry for it being a bit out of tune :D the entire song is a hair off-key but oh whale :P

Brado

thanks for the feedback crucethus! and ill message you if i think you can help out with something :)

The Big "C"!

New avatar is hip. It's the cover of AC/DC's new album about selling lots of Converse. First single? "Shoe To Thrill".

"I think in the second measure of this onslaught you should have added some double bass drums before you went into the Rainforest Café theme."

Agreed. I always wish I'd added more detailed drums and percussion to all my tracks after I'm done with them.

"Galapagos Tortoise....DoDo.....dolphin fritters....Rainbow Warrior trout.....fair trade chocolate..... Long Pig"

I prefer Spotted Owl Kabobs and Snow Leopard Jerky, though we both know the best dipping sauce is made from a reduction of the tears of those scurrying African children. Mmmmm...... despair.

I appreciate the listen and the kind words, along with much appreciated advice. Thanks again.

Evanator

hello Steve

thank you for listening and nice words! I am glad you liked my jazzy style. There is so much of new music I have in my head - sadly there are many work commitments at the moment as well. From that perspective this track is appearing as something very far-distant to me.
I am looking forward to hear new productions from you - I will return soon to the listening.

Best to you, Alex

First, I hope your wife recovers her health. I know it's hard, but all will be ok. I'm sure of that.

I'm glad that you liked this track. Even with the disaster on EQ and the stuff that I didn't understand to asidRn, I'm happy that this melody have made you feel better.

Well, the first idea was to make a sad song, and I almost call this song "gloomy Christmas" or something dark. I'm glad have changed of mind.

If you want to thank someone, do it to Xyilent. Without his loop, I hadn't known how to start or what to do.

Well, all will be alright. Have faith.

Merry Christmas from Ecuador.
-SxL

Thanks and I'll try!

Lol, you had few dark mod when you wrote that comment. I still appreciate you remark since its true this track could be perfect for waterboarding.

btw nice "new" profile icon.

peace

apologies for such a late reply. Im not aware of getting any notification about your comment. Much appreciated, and thanks again =)

Yeah totally agree with the vocals, i noticed after rendering it but was too lazy to re render haha

thanks for the feedback :D

Oh I had no idea about the beat,

thanks for the nice comment :D

~Eighteen

thanx a million glade u noticed dat much appreciated

Hmmm... remix project. You raise an interesting idea. Not sure if I have the energy to go back to this and host the project though. Definitely have moved on to other things now, with good reason. I will keep it in mind if things change though. Thank you for taking a listen!

Thank you very much crucethus

Steve

Thanks alot, Cru. I hope my stupidity isn't showing, too much, but I'm assuming the 'phaser-pad' is what our keyboardist is playing? I know of David Bowie, but will look up the others.

Yes, the older stuff does appeal to us, greatly. The newer stuff just doesn't have that "IT" factor.

Always a great pleasure hearing your comments...Please keep them coming.

Ciao,
M.

Thanks so much, Steve! I put in a lot work on this one, so to hear that it can compare to the likes of timbland and missy, really puts a smile on my face! I'm you liked this one! :D

Thanks my friend for hitting the play button. Larry

Hey thanks for listening and commenting, I love all types of country, I prefer the early 2000's and before but none the less the new stuff is ok...a little too poppy at times though. Whenever I try to write country songs, I like to try combine the older stuff with my own style...for better or worst. Anyway, I am glad you liked the track and I appreciate you taking the time to listen.

Kyle

Thanks Brosef...I think this is probably my best Track overall. Even the mix sounds pretty good. Wish The Crawling King Snake, Jim Morrison was still with us and could add some vocals. :)

tv

Hi Steve,
Thank you very much for your great feedback mate
I really appreciate it.
Thanks again.
Jamid

Dont know why but i was sure that the intro had to be that long. so it is nice to know that you liked it that way.
I have the feeling that i should re record the compleete vocals cause i know that i could sing them better. And if i do so then i will test it with an octave higher at the end. And maybe i can ask Phatkatz to do a 2. rythem guitar.
What i realy would like to insert was a female choir but i dont have any female choir around :)

Thanks for your gentle words Cru

stay tuned
joe

SN to tha mothafuckin' Cru G, yo.

You seem not to have liked this one quite as much as my last rocking track, Roar Stone. This was made out of leftover parts from it and is in (mostly?) the same key and same tempo. I think it's a much stronger and deeper track.

I really like the very first cymbal crash of the intro, no messing about there. I thought the string bends were somewhat subtle but you never know quite what will appeal to people (or annoy them).

My Living Colour connection is seeing some of them under a different name in a New Orleans club in 2013. I spent quite a while chatting to the girlfriend/partner of bass player Doug Wimbish, whose setup consisted of at least about 20 separate floor pedals!

"1:15 nice bring it back in"

Yes, nice emphatic stop and I'm really happy with the flow of the first few mins. It's all kind of the same idea - I just keep varying the drums and bringing in new guitar parts (eg slide) and stuff.

"cool reverse sounds"

Yeah, they really do have that feel but there's no reversing - just the extreme timestretching, with, at times, its rather interesting vowelly character.

"2:55 and a cool bassline with some jangles"

Not sure what the jangles are. Maybe from guitar? That's the first of only two appearances of bass g in this.

"3:19 has some time stretching creeping in to the song"

There are bits carefully scattered all over the place. Very female vocally around the 4 min transition section leading to the outright badassery that takes over at 4:18.

5:44 breakdown is hauntingly ambient and more like chillout dance music than metal. I totally agree that the transition back to the hard rocking guitar is not as smooth as it could/should be. That ambient breakdown only exists as a way to break up the hard rocking sections though I don't know if it has anything to do with fisting a turkey. But I appreciate your creative image. Those "vocals" in the ambient breakdown also return later atop the hard rocking guitar. Nice to also hear them in a chillout context.

"Ending was just right"

Yes, lady voices meandering away right at the end. That's a stretched slide note getting a bit discordant through its chromatic movement.

I have deep funk/ambient sections of this track that I left out and am working on as a separate remix track though it's not going very well.

Thanks for my shitting birds, Front Nationale leaders, warm clothing and half eaten fruit. I'll take them all but don't need the cock rings so you can wear all of them at the same time as you carve up the Xmas turkey, otherwise naked.

I haven't got you a present this year so will instead wish you and your Lady Cru extreme happiness and eternal health. Here's hoping they let you out of your CruInstitution at least for Xmas dinner with the wife...