Tags : | Comedy | 7.19 MB | Has Lyrics

Description : Back in the days of olde, dragons rampaged the lands. Only a small handful of men could ever muster up the courage to confront them.
I used an old medieval standard for the music.

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  1. nanachip
    nanachip on Tue 6th Feb 2018 - 1 year ago

    Ok, I agree.

  2. Spivkurl
    Spivkurl on Sat 8th Jul 2017 - 2 years ago

    I dig this man! I've always appreciated the aspect of humor contained in your songs, though I know that it is not always meant as the focus. This one does seem like it is meant as "tongue in cheek" at least. Nothing wrong with that!

    The modern instrumentation with an almost ancient composition is an interesting duality here. Gives me some parallel thoughts with one of my recent tracks, "Lain," which to me has the sort of composition you might find in a sea shanty or some sort of thing. I suppose that style was a logical progression from medieval styles.

    The distorted guitar was especially stand out, both in that duality, as well as simply awesome performance by one of the best guitarists around here!

    The recording and processing of your vocals seems to have also come far in recent times. It sounds cool! Though I admit to not having heard your other recent works.

    It was fun to hear your latest, and I'm happy to see you around! Have a good one!

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    Thanks Patrick,
    I don't take your compilments lightly considering the talent that you have shown us over the years.
    Cheers, Mark.

  3. StaticNomad
    StaticNomad on Wed 5th Jul 2017 - 2 years ago

    This really is surprisingly good. Very unusual type of track for Looperman. It all works perfectly.

    I don't normally like your voice but it sounds great here. A nice lilting groove to the music but you did say that it's an old medieaval standard so that makes sense.

    Congrats!

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    tyvm.

  4. Orlando51
    Orlando51 on Tue 4th Jul 2017 - 2 years ago

    Great track with medieval theme. The beggining of the verse reminds on traditional "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen". Nicely done !:)

    Compliments____Orlando

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    Tyvm.
    God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen uses that same Midieval Standard as do a lot of video games. The original 12 bar blues rofl.
    Mark.

  5. LilEmolyte
    LilEmolyte on Mon 3rd Jul 2017 - 2 years ago

    Not something ive ever heard here. Thanks for the addition cuz this is awesome!

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    tyvm.

  6. Discipline
    Discipline on Mon 3rd Jul 2017 - 2 years ago

    This is great fun! A welcome injection of humour and very well done. If I could just find my Iron Helm, felt boots, mesh tights, leather jerkin and Hauberk - I could give this the appropriately attired listen it deserves.

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    tyvm.

  7. dumarecht
    dumarecht on Sun 2nd Jul 2017 - 2 years ago

    The biggest : ) on here so far. Really cool and an awsome voice. Not fast myself so....

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    lol. ty for the listen.

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The Midieval Song
(c) Copyright 2017 Ratcliffe

This is a tale of long ago
The land was full of dragons so
And they were big and men did run
Being on fire was not much fun

The villagers were a buffet
Large-stomachs groaned and moaned away
All-you-can-eat and then some more
When beast got full, it left us alone

CHORUS:
Scatter, flee and escape,
To live to fight another day
Run run don’t be slow,
Or be like a flaming marshmallow.

Dragons never joined a pack
Just solitary that’s a fact
Good thing for us or-we’d-all-be-snacks
An army of dragons would surely win

Companies of noble men
It took to slay a hydra then
But-they-were so huge and powerful
The costly battles lasted long

CHORUS:
Scatter, flee and escape,
To live to fight another day
Run run don’t be slow,
Or be like a flaming marshmallow.

The townsfolk would pay all their gold
To rid the land of evil told
By hired swords with young and old
Warriors about them

To then seek out the hydras den
With about a hundred men
Not-all-would-be-coming home again
For dragon makes some crispy

CHORUS:
Scatter, flee and escape,
To live to fight another day
Run run don’t be slow,
Or be like a flaming marshmallow.

Up above the dragon flew
I’m petrified, how-about-you?
Adult diapers not-forged-as-yet
Going-to-have-to-change-my-drawers

It cut us down one by one
How-could-we-fight-it-from-the-ground?
I’m glad that I can really run
It seems our plan was really dumb

CHORUS:
Scatter, flee and escape,
To live to fight another day
Run run don’t be slow,
Or be like a flaming marshmallow.

Disbanded the men except a few
Fleeing in terror oh yes me too
Screaming like girls, what else could we do?
Trying not to become food

CHORUS:
Scatter, flee and escape,
To live to fight another day
Run run don’t be slow,
Or be like a flaming marshmallow.

 


 

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