Description : I have always wanted to try my hand at a light hearted comical song and this is my first...so please be gentle lol.
Playing my brand spanking new Paul Reed Smith single cut semi hollow electric guitar on this.
All instruments (acoustic and electric guitars, bass guitar, vocals and backing vocals) performed by me. Apple drum and percussion loops used.

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  1. damonb
    damonb on Thu 7th Mar 2019 - 9 months ago

    your a very good guitar player your very confined im free flow loose opisits attract very good work

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    damonb,

    TY.

    Mark.

  2. igorsamanski
    igorsamanski on Sun 5th Nov 2017 - 2 years ago

    This is awesome, grateful dead, acid trip, story book time, hollywood movie, me and my sister, a car driving through a desert, the shot zooming away from a helicopter camera, a buick riding through the Nevada desert, fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Johhny Depp and Benicio del Toro doing drugs, the sun rises and you're still awake in your hotel room, then 9 in the morning becomes 12 midday, then you finally go to sleep but only for 2 hours

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    rofl that's good

  3. Spivkurl
    Spivkurl on Thu 27th Oct 2016 - 3 years ago

    I like your songs since I could hear them anywhere, and know that it is yours... possibly it is that I don't listen to much of the music which you are influenced by, but I still like that aspect of your music. As a fellow head injury victim, I can hear the serious note below the comedy here, at least I think I hear it. This also reminds me of the show "Roseanne," since she hits Dan with a frying pan pretty often throughout the series. It's funny, but also sad. Very cool and fun song though, and your performances are great! Thanks for sharing!

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    TY Patrick. Good to see you old friend

  4. Tumbleweed
    Tumbleweed on Mon 24th Oct 2016 - 3 years ago

    No matter the subject...when you play it with feeling it always sounds good to me....something classically good about this one Mark....as always the lyrics & vocal delivery come with your signature...and thats a very good thing....With the current state of our planet its good to listen to some humour...maybe I`ll go hide all the heavier type frying pans in the house...a big well done to you...Cheers...Ed

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    tyvvm much Ed. much respect.

  5. Discipline
    Discipline on Sun 23rd Oct 2016 - 3 years ago

    Yep, I'm enjoying this too. Nice Pop/Rock sensibility and well recorded - especially those vocals. Like Mr Zappa, I firmly believe that humour has a place in music so this sits well with me.

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    ty so much

  6. BLEEP
    BLEEP on Sun 23rd Oct 2016 - 3 years ago

    why do you think people could be uggly with your work? all work is respectable even if it's not our sensibility.
    For my own, i understand than the comic aspect is in the lyrics... but as i don't understand very well english so i missed this part.

    About melody and instruments, your work is really awesome. I'm sure the result you wanted is a success!

    friendly

    Bleep

    (a french version? :p)

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    tyvm.
    Désolé il n'y a pas de version française lol

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Frying Pan Man
(c) Copyright 2016 Mark Ratcliffe

Like every other day it started to be
He whispered real quiet, in his ladies ear
When like a flash it came outa nowhere
And he was down, at the ceiling he stared

Got him to the hospital bout half past three
The doctor said oh my oh me
What on Earth has happened to this man
I said "hit in the head with a frying pan"

His big mouth did it and I did see
Now he might need a lobotomy
Might do him some good though, yes indeed
Hope he pulls through from
Getting hit in the head with a

Frying Pan - Chorus

Now he's a tough guy don't get me wrong
Seen him at the bar when a brawl's gone down
But he is no match for a frying pan
His legs went out beneath him and he went down

The doctor shaved his head to get a better gaze
The brand name backwards just clear as day
Everyone started laughing and he said "what"
Doctor said "you're branded, it'll fade with some luck"

Chorus

His lady showed up after and it all made sense
When she told us she had to ditch the evidence
We were all real quiet after she said that
Because no one else dared make her mad

The cop he questioned every single one of us
He chuckled a bit n' then straightened up
He closed up his notebook, in his pocket it went
He said "can't see you pressing charges after hearing all that"

Chorus

It got me thinking about things I've said
And if I've ever deserved the frying pan
Yes I have, can bet the farm on that
Now I've been warned oh you can roger that

You can push and push and if they don't push back
Well sometimes good people, can be pushed to snap
Kindness can really go a long long way
Now it's time for this song to end

 


 

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