Description : I have always wanted to try my hand at a light hearted comical song and this is my first...so please be gentle lol.
Playing my brand spanking new Paul Reed Smith single cut semi hollow electric guitar on this.
All instruments (acoustic and electric guitars, bass guitar, vocals and backing vocals) performed by me. Apple drum and percussion loops used.
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Frying Pan Man
(c) Copyright 2016 Mark Ratcliffe
Like every other day it started to be
He whispered real quiet, in his ladies ear
When like a flash it came outa nowhere
And he was down, at the ceiling he stared
Got him to the hospital bout half past three
The doctor said oh my oh me
What on Earth has happened to this man
I said "hit in the head with a frying pan"
His big mouth did it and I did see
Now he might need a lobotomy
Might do him some good though, yes indeed
Hope he pulls through from
Getting hit in the head with a
Frying Pan - Chorus
Now he's a tough guy don't get me wrong
Seen him at the bar when a brawl's gone down
But he is no match for a frying pan
His legs went out beneath him and he went down
The doctor shaved his head to get a better gaze
The brand name backwards just clear as day
Everyone started laughing and he said "what"
Doctor said "you're branded, it'll fade with some luck"
His lady showed up after and it all made sense
When she told us she had to ditch the evidence
We were all real quiet after she said that
Because no one else dared make her mad
The cop he questioned every single one of us
He chuckled a bit n' then straightened up
He closed up his notebook, in his pocket it went
He said "can't see you pressing charges after hearing all that"
It got me thinking about things I've said
And if I've ever deserved the frying pan
Yes I have, can bet the farm on that
Now I've been warned oh you can roger that
You can push and push and if they don't push back
Well sometimes good people, can be pushed to snap
Kindness can really go a long long way
Now it's time for this song to end
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