Tags : | Ska | 1.54 MB | Has Lyrics | Reaper

Description : Sincere apologies for this nonsense. Started out as a home school project with the kids but they refused to sing or write lyrics so had to use bastardised nursery rhymes.

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  1. xstokes
    xstokes on Thu 17th Feb 2022 - 11 months ago

    hiya chris! this took me outta my head all right. ace work!!

    Reply by Zootman

    Ha ha, yes that's something I need to do periodically. Hopefully you'll get a chance to check my feature track too. Again, very cool to hear from you again.

  2. kingmt77
    kingmt77 on Thu 3rd Feb 2022 - 1 year ago

    zootman, theres a touch of Nawlins here just in time for Mardi Gras. I like the overall sound of the mix and the horn arrangement. You communicated happy here. Great work as always.

    Reply by Zootman

    A carnival it is then. Thanks for the listen and comment, much appreciated.

  3. DijamMusic
    DijamMusic on Wed 2nd Feb 2022 - 1 year ago

    What an F.
    Sorry Chris I didn't know how I missed this gem.
    Really a great track mate.
    Your voice is a bombshell here mate.
    well done mate.

    Reply by Zootman

    Thanks man. Been enjoying you and Paul's efforts lately too.

    CINCOCENT on Tue 1st Feb 2022 - 1 year ago

    Holy Smokies that's you? My friend you got it going on the talent on this platform you are a true artist musician I dig your voice it goes so well with the beat

    Reply by Zootman

    You know what's more surreal and ridiculous than this silly song? I got your comment on my phone today 1500m up the side of a mountain, having a siesta, waiting for the chopper :) happy daze.

    CINCOCENT on Tue 1st Feb 2022 - 1 year ago

    First what brought me here was what is Ska? Never heard lol
    Omg this is the english version of almost spanish corridos. So crazy! This super duper dope! Lyrics funny!

    Reply by Zootman

    Yo CCC thanks for the listen and comments, always entertaining bro. Check out The Specials sometime, plus Dimestep here on LM just used Ghost Town as vox on one of Dijam's tracks, sounds dope.

  6. Micky
    Micky on Tue 1st Feb 2022 - 1 year ago

    Hi Chris, this track just puts you in a good mood! I like the sound, the arrangement, your singing, everything. And I particularly like the unusual counting in some places. This is really good work and absolutely unique!

    Reply by Zootman

    Ha ha yes, I realized it periodically slips into 3/4 time. This reflects the way it was slapped together more than purposeful intent....but I was aware of it and in the end felt it fitted the intent and subject of the track so left it as is. That and I couldn't be bothered lol. Thanks very much for listening.

  7. Killick
    Killick on Tue 1st Feb 2022 - 1 year ago

    Not sure I've ever heard anything quite like this on LM before. Really cool track though. It's nice to hear something kinda fun and a little bit silly.

    Reply by Zootman

    Excellent. Fun and silly is what I was aiming for, nice when things work out! Cheers for the listen and comment.

    iNTERGALATiCnOiSE on Wed 26th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    No nonsense here, just good ole music, and a good one too. Your voice and the music is a perfect combination. What did the kids think of it? I'm listening with my grandsons, and no lie they are dancing to it :) Such an uplifting vibe, it certainly became the highlight of my day. Thank you for sharing it. DL and faved.


    o o

    Reply by Zootman

    Hi there, thanks for your wonderful comment, it makes me very happy!

  9. MichaelMayo
    MichaelMayo on Fri 21st Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    If you'd like to have some representation let's talk my IG: @michaelmayomusic

    Reply by Zootman

    Hi Michael, sounds interesting. I will message you directly through Looperman and give you my email. I don't use instagram, would prefer not to have to engage with another social media platform! If I don't hear back I'll try another way, or sign up for instagram. Cheers Chris

  10. MichaelMayo
    MichaelMayo on Fri 21st Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    This honestly is great for TV I could definitely see this on a netflix show!

    Reply by Zootman

    Hi MIchael, thanks for that. Have messaged you via instgram. thanks again.

  11. sirefox
    sirefox on Wed 19th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    Me gusta como suena amigo Chris, es alegre y con un sentimiento festivo muy positivo y agradable. Buen tema con buenos sonidos y un ritmo muy acorde con el resto divertido de la pista. Tu voz queda genial. Que tengas un buen da compaero. Paz y salud.

    Reply by Zootman

    I've always liked a bit of nonsense, keeps me sane! Especially in this day and age. Thanks a lot for listening.

  12. Modnex
    Modnex on Wed 19th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    This instrumental almost has a reggae feel to it and I really like that. I think this would fit great for a children's television series, like a wiggles or blues clues type television show. Great work.

    Reply by Zootman

    Thanks, you got it, I had my own children in mind when I did this, plus I couldn't be bothered writing lyrics.

  13. Cyrus0547
    Cyrus0547 on Wed 19th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    Good to walk around the street with that in my ears!) Thank y for writing it)

    Reply by Zootman

    Very pleased to be off service, thank you

  14. RitajustRita
    RitajustRita on Wed 19th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    Great job mister!! you diddnt spend much time on it??
    So its real natural talent what you have.
    Its a funny happy song..a catcher!!

    Reply by Zootman

    Thanks Rita, I had fun. Just about any nursery rhyme works, I could have just carried on....

  15. ClickbaitCabaret
    ClickbaitCabaret on Wed 19th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    This makes me want to shuffle about, which is the "ska effect." Good one.

    Reply by Zootman

    Cheers man, nice to hear you back in the game by the way.

  16. theHumps
    theHumps on Tue 18th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    Nice one Chris, too much fun! Love the horns, thought the Specials were backing you up, lol.

    These kids aren't shy:



    Reply by Zootman

    Hi Wayne, no they're certainly not shy! And yeah, loved the specials back in the day.

  17. dimestop
    dimestop on Mon 17th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    Hey Chris, I told you this would go down well, there's a huge market for this kind of positive happy go lucky energy in children's TV and interactive books, it really is fresh and should put a smile on everyone's face, your vocal is cool AF, well done you, creative entertaining outside the box thinking you get a fav mate

    Reply by Zootman

    thanks man, appreciate it. didn't spend much time on it, maybe that's the key... sometimes thought is the enemy! the brass loops at the end were pretty much thrown in at random. and I probably should have said that they and the beat came from a free (as usual) loopmasters ska demo pack.

  18. Danke
    Danke on Mon 17th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    I've already bought all this for a pound ... it's amazing ... I really miss such idiotic :-), cute, positive-minded songs ... super cool ... standing ovation ...

    Reply by Zootman

    Gotta get my head out of my ass sometimes! Just noticed the drums get turned around in the dumpling verse, will have to fix. Fist bump back, maybe your kids will like!

  19. JohnSmokey
    JohnSmokey on Mon 17th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    The intro horns and the rest of the instrumental track could be funny looped into blooper content.

    The vocals sound clean. A loaf of bread, cannot go wrong there.

    Reply by Zootman

    Sometimes the simple things are best. Yeah I could imagine this going with bloopers!

    BONEZONMARZ on Mon 17th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    Very nice man, nice to hear u sing!

    Reply by Zootman

    Thanks man, felt good singing this one.

  21. pseudoble
    pseudoble on Mon 17th Jan 2022 - 1 year ago

    Great fun track Chris and your voice is fab - emailing you a story from an old psychologist (me) about another old psychologist (Jeff Zeig) observing the work of another (very famous and influential) psychologist (Milton Erickson) so next time the kids wont do what you ask you will have an old hypnotists ace up your sleeve. Story wont fit here!

    Reply by Zootman

    Will take a look thanks. A hypnotist is just what I need sometimes!

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