Hetman

Description : Fast song about a beer, which comes to save you from soberness like a "cervisia ex machina" ;)
Tell me, what you think about it!

Description : Named after the famous punkband, this song is a call to resist the human greed for power, that is in all of you. Because power corrupts!

Description : Death to Schnaps! All Hail to Beer!

Need for tips: Bass louder?

Description : Join the conspiracy, establish the beerocracy!

Description : This idea came... under the shower :O as all good ideas! HAIL TO THE GODS OF BEER! PRAISE THEM!

Description : Join the beer march!
little heavier as usual ;)

Description : How to survive the zombie apocalypse? As always, the solution is beer! Just as all their organs, the liver doesn´t work, so they will die by the alcohol :)

Southern Kill-Zombies-With-Beer-Metal!

Description : INSTRUMENTAL BY stianh182!
Vocs by me.
Thx for this awesome masterpiece of metal, stian!

lyrics:

giving up my innocence
playing with the silence
rage against everyone
hided i unlock my gun

born in this
torn of that
of wishes
and regret
your cities are burning
but your minds ain´t turning

I´m feeling low, low
I´m getting down, down
My visions grow, grow
the end comes from below

come, see my burden
come, see the murder

standing alone
lonely prophet

Description : Can you imagine the flying fists?

Description : Again a track for my band BeerSlayer (in german). It´s about the brain freeze, if you drink a beer, that was left too long in the freezer!

Description : Beer makes a beast out of me
beer creates my lycanthropy!

Have fun! ;-)

Description : The title says it all xD
Another track of my band BeerSlayer, it explains the origin of our name --> BeerSlayer sounds like "Bier is leer" (in english: beer is empty ;))

Description : Meet the Frost Wolf!

All stand up and see him eat
All warmth, mankind will bleed
In cold he morphes, meet the frost wolf

Lighting from the sky
Follow me, I know the way
Right down in the cave
Where the beast lives in rage
Hunt him with all your grim
It´s a question of us or him
Let nothing of him remain
Let him feel real pain
He killed kids, he killed wives
He must die, so we survive
And all our fears will be swept away

I took the first shot
In this battle
shot straight into his face
But he barked as he would laugh
His fur is far too tough
3 man died in one attack
he broke all their necks
and made us cry
for some warmth and the allies
we were idiots and fools
to wake up his wrath
you can´t kill the winter and his breath of death

Description : Woke up at 2:00 and had these riffs in my mind... at 5:00 the track was finished xD
Thx to alividlife for his awesome drum loops!
Vocs will follow!
But if somebody else wants to sing on it, feel free to do, whatever you want!

Description : Finally I got my own guitar! :):)
I hope you get your ears cleaned by it.

If someone feels like "I wanna scream on this song!"--> feel free to do everything you want!

Description : Groovy Beer Metal!
The lyrics are german and kinda senseless :D
Guitar, bass and vocs are made by me, drums and solos from this site :)

vor sehr langer zeit gabs bei uns ein ritual
manche hieltens für nen segen und andre für ne qual
zwischen zwei männer wurd ein bier gestellt
und sie ham sich gegenseitig angebrüllt:

DU WILLST MEIN BIER?
NA KOMM UND HOLS DIR!

Chorus:
das ist der bierkampf
kein blöder stierkrampf
das ist der bierkampf
der tobt mit volldampf
das ist der bierkampf
kein blöder stierkrampf
das ist der bierkampf
yeah, baby, volldampf!

man kann davon halten, was immer man auch will
doch dieser brauch hat den durst gestillt
jeder mann mag blut, alkohol und krach
darum schreien sie immer noch

Description : Thx to all guitar gods here, who made these awesome riffs! Searching for some vocs... Made some at my own, but I´d love to do a collab with somebody on the vocs! \m/

Edit: Finally added some vocs on my own, pls let me hear what you think!

Description : This is a track of my band BeerSlayer, I play bass and scream, my buddy paddy growls and plays guitar...
the drums are made with beatcraft until we record our drums semi-professional anytime ;-)

Description : Need more...!!!! MOOOORRRREE!!!
All guitar and bass by me, drum-loops from this site!
Vocs will come soon!

Description : This is a musical version of D.Grünbeins poem "Schädelbasislektion":

Was du bist steht am Rand
Anatomischer Tafeln.
Dem Skelett an der Wand
Was von der Seele zu schwafeln
Liegt gerad so verquer
Wie im Rachen der Zeit
(Kleinhirn hin, Stammhirn her)
Diese Scheiß Sterblichkeit.

Unterm Nachtrand hervor
Tauch ich stumm mir entgegen.
In mir rauscht es. Mein Ohr
Geht spazieren im Regen.
Eine Stimme (nicht meine)
Bleibt zurück, monoton.
Dann ein Ruck. Knochen. Steine.
... Schädelbasis(se)lektion

Description : This would be my favourite type of government ;-)
At the beginning, I play the german national anthem, but I changed the text a little bit ;)

Description : INSTRUMENTAL MADE BY BIERRE!
I love to scream on Bierre´s awesome tracks, so here is another one ;)
Lyrics:
beat em, blast em, show em our destruction kit
do it, do it these guys real deserve it
just one year and we are equal strong
kill em kill em, before we loose control

revenge!
nuclear revenge!

Mass destruction will come for all of you
Bomb reaction brings you your own waterloo
You have burned our flag the last time, we lay you all to rest
This was not too smart, you really wanna mess with us?

story takes a bitter end
for the people and for this land
radiation days and nights
no rest no sleep for those who survive

you have stolen what belongs to us
we take it back, let´s fight, get up!

Took away god given oil
And spent it on your own, hear your death knell

Ever lasting fires burning down your homes
Taking all your wives away, taking all your clothes
No longer will you walk on this planet
It´s all over now, it´s all over now

What have we done, we destroyed this planet earth
Radiation´s coming as fast as never heard
Blame scientists for that the plague has reached us
Blame politicians, they are at fault

Description : INSTRUMENTAL MADE BY BIERRE! another awesome song of him!
Vocs by me.
Please give me response, if something doesn´t fit or is too loud/low!
*UPDATE*
compressed the vocs a little bit, so the riffs can explode more hearable ;-)

Lyrics:
Hands up
face down!
full load
shotgun!

don´t you throw your life away!
just gimme the money and have a nice day

don´t you see this messed up world
people suffer and get hurt
hungry children everywhere
there must happen some changing here

everything that I can do
is fighting against the law and you
with my shotgun i´ll be there
chaos spreading everywhere

now I´m here in your own house
there is only my gun and us
you, the richest guys on earth
me, the most pissed off armed jerk

now that you see your death is near
your pocket´s wide open that is clear
just think of your wives at home
they are the reason why you´re still alive
hey, throw that gun away, don´t be as cold as everyday
This you last chance!

Description : Heavy track, that I made like a year ago... rediscovered it yesterday and thought it would be with a few changes: here´s the result ;)
the voice may sound a little bit crappy, it was recorded on a headset-mic ;)

Hope you enjoy it!

Description : Vocs made with text to speech. Kinda Peter Gunn Theme, right? xD