Is this from smurfette's perspective, or the dicks perspective? Even tho it's hers, I am going to pretend to be the dick.
I'm a dick in smurftown.
OMG the talking.
lol....
she does.
she does too fk!!!
this is awesome. i'm not gonna be a dick anymore, b/c if i were a dick, i would say how really enjoyable and perfect the music is for smurf contemplations.
Heck.... i think you should take the convo out and make it smurfs having the same conversation about people!
Great stuff.
haha and there it was.
what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick.
ha ha had a bunch of really offensive commentary in this spot about sex, dicks, lesbians, dogs, tools ... but i removed it. i am smarter than that. now.
this just exudes not only a sophisticate hardcore flavor in that it is not overly done, but in the ways that it hasn't been overdone, it is even more beautiful for. Like the contrasting melodies that i hear...
oh wow. I'm at 1:40. I love that.
Really really nice, clean, fresh, taking me back ... stop it now!!
Ew you might the one who can help me track down a sound. msg me @ califken at gmail and i will shoot my question back atcha.
ah!!! heard a miniature screamer there, he sounded like he had a valium or something. just kinda growling there low. subdued little guy.
wow. you really know how to use this stuff.
a delicate artist you are, and it really comes through in this flawless production.
Wow great still. It's come to a new place now hasn't it. A little bit. Wow.
Love your voice still.
Loved the intro. Love when the beat comes in.
This is as fresh and well-instilling a track as it ever was.
Beautiful work on the vocal harmonies there! flawless, love the way they are weaving in and out with each other, like just 2 nice banners moving about in the breeze. That was a very nice treat to hear.
thanx alot...im glad you enjoyed it :) our new songs that we put up will be alot better than this one and the others we have on now....so to think that you actually like this one makes me feel good about making better music
Mmmhm!! You really do got something here. I love the claps when they come in and them against the beat. They tie this up into something very very nice. And the keys, too. Of course. The keys are the key magne!!! Nice work.
oh my. soooo nice. this is like a clean, new car, air conditioning on. got a nice drink. got somewhere to be ... professionally .... tomorrow. work. exciting. but today. got somewhere to be. physically. in every sense. and mentally now. new things. money. comfort. love. attraction. people. music. radio. dj. natural. memories. rnb. smooth. nice. right. wellness. summer. home. then. school. growing up. young. adult. young.
wow. i love this track Em. really nice. not only did you take me to a wonderful place in the memory, but you avoided all the possible detours that would keep me from getting to this really nice place where i rarely get to be in my head and psyche.
OMG. See now I stopped short of mentioning that the pieces of falling snow were flashing with colors like a prism lens flare sort of thing - reds and blues. Like as in a reflected shard of color.
Well I'll tell you I'm the mystery guy that you shared a dream with just now. So chances are ...
see now you're making it too easy. this music perfectly represents how i feel listening to this music and thinking about you.
i am so deeply fascinated by like reflections of sentiment and like my experiencing what this track was for you about you but musically and feeling it musically ... and just .... stuff like that.
Nice multi-faceted little experience we're building here. I like it. Great work.
Symbiote Mojo groove detected. and it was in a lovely way that i admire just falling all around like emotional snow glittering .... nice colors. just ....
youre doing it again...stop it.
...only, in my head, its not snow...its petals falling from, like, a cherry blossom tree. little, delicate petals in slow mo, with dew drops that catch the light and reflect shards of color across my upturned face. all you can do is smile at the moment and the thought.
...if i find out youre the mystery guy ive been sharing dreams with since i was a kid...
as always, i am honored by your review. thank you.
i don't know if you've heard my song go to the future but i used to think about that sort of thing all the time. https://www.looperman.com/tracks/detail/42852 i had to stop eventually!! :) i got too... ethereal.
jeez i just wanna grab a baby somewhere and shake it!!!!!
i love this. like you just gave me a review and mentioned future. and like there's this whole dimension of a particular groove that i feel and you are one those few people i hear that has that particular groove, melodic sensibility especially.
i think the future is starting. today. now.
are we gonna cross the streams or what?
:D
lovely track, perfect descrip - a winner indeed, all around. great sounds. cheers!
it is far past time to open up another creative dimention, my friend...so i say...LETS DO IT!
...but i get to be Venkmen.
i've never been to Cali. perhaps its time i cross that off the bucket list.
i jest, of course. while i do have a bucket list, there's only one thing on it:
oD's BUCKET LIST:
1. Live Forever
2.
3.
4.
5.
cheers for the continued support. it means more to me than i could ever express.
Really dig your markers to indicate reviews of the track in a diff state.
Member only tracks. Here's your jacket.
pssshhh....
TOTALLY just kidding. It's just kind of funny with member only tracks. Cuz sometimes I like to breeze through without being seen having heard the track. So like I see your track out there in the yard. But I know you're watching.
So i read the description. And I think OMG this girl is me, we are the same. Go!!!
So I just run out into the yard in my producer suit (all my clothes minus pants) and start spinning in the sprinklers holding your track up like a baby in the air. Smiling at it, spinning, forever spinning. My suit is getting wet.
Mmmm.... seems we all lucked out this time.
:D
I think I should have a go at this and maybe if it works out well then that will be the reason why you couldn't let it go. Fate.
OH FRACKING FRACK!!U R USING CAPS!CALL THE FRACKING POLICE!!Thanks for liking this controvesial track.I did it in a moment of madnesss and frustration but have had an overwhelming response from various source's so I'm re-working it to see what will happen and just how far it will go!Thanks Calif for your always deep and valuable reviews.Helps me to find direction.
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ok - I'll start actually being useful now.
#1. Ok!!
#2. The phrasing and melodies are brilliant, especially at the word place. Just .... c frackin lapping brother.
#3. Brilliance.
#4. I love the lyrics. They make me think of well what do you know being lost in space. To me from you equates to being at someone's house at night who i don't know very well and i'm kind of high. I don't do those things, but that's what it makes me think of.
#5. Ok so this is like .....
GReat grrrreat track. It's like I got to have my evening with Glen without all the airfare, strange other-worldly drugs, hanging over achings and depleted glands.
Thank you Califken for the best fracking review I have ever had!
You actually understand me and what I'm trying to say!And I love that you get it!
You are just too amazing to put into words.
I'm so gonna frame this review,because I know I'll never ever get one like it again!
Thank u so much!!
g.xx
Place that frackn pattern white boy. Place that frackn pattern nice. Export the file and review a frackin track until you dance.
Turn the beat around. "Ok. No, wait. Wait. I don't think I can do that in Fruity Loops. Oh wait, what am I saying? Yeh I can!" Love to hear compression. "Jesus fkn christ enough. Ok. Aight, sorry. Compression? Ok just this... and click ... and .... and there you go. You better be lovin it right now." Turn it upside downnnnn "Bang. You're dead."
:)
I LOVED THE INTRO FIRST 2 MINUTES. LOOK WHAT IT TOOK YOUR DAW DISCO COFFEE COMMENT AND DID TO ME?
very sweet opening gating weaving back and away sounds. this is just right in it's amounts of newness, conflict and emotion whilst not being overly dramatic. very very nice cocktail indeed. and it all backs away ... and that bass ..... mmmm..... that is so nice. it's like it's working it's way into my temples slowly with these headphones.
we really should collab sometime. i feel like you are so solid and like i fk things up just the right way that we'd have a solid piece that blinds em by the end.
lovely tune o girl. never a disappointment!!
:)
this just if anything needs to be fkd up somehow. just like ... rub some dirt on it, throw it at the ceiling fan for 8 seconds, but then catch it without missing.
Just .... you know. I am probably to cerebral about these things.
Your track is the jam. You should submit it to production libraries. you are too smooth to not be crossing the streams with other mediums.
thats EXACTLY what it needs...it needs some dust on it. i jsut dont know how to fk it up!
i would LOVE to collab with you. youre one of my secret sources of inspirado and musical mojo on here. i think we would come up with something luxurious! send me an email sometime and we'll chat it up in more detail :)
cheers for the listen and review. much appreciated.
Wow this is like Earth meets Harlem meets Sting meets however awesome is that vocal. Wow - DAMN you are still the sweet music that is both the weirdest thing i've ever heard while still totally founded in the fundamentals.
LOVE THIS. I was feeling a little out of here, and somehow this brought me a lot of clarity bro!!
CalifKen, strange that something so weird works isn't it? Still is freaking me out, but I've submitted to the process. I've dropped the vocal levels since this review, and I'm feeling it's working better. Thanks for the listen friend.
THIS my friend IS BEAUTIFUL. Sounds beautiful. Bass is there ... I'm sending you something to give you some fuel probably - maybe. I don't know that it goes. BROTHER - this is REALLY GOOD!!!!! Like that weird feeling of hearing myself speak is totally alleviated by the rhythm and perfect alignment of the music against the vox. Nice work!! sending that now...
Thanks for your lovely comment! I appreciate it lots. Thank you so much for sending me that second section of the acapella. But I couldn't fit it in, the track is in a different key and I couldnt raise the pitch or change your vocal otherwise it will sound like chipmunk! Its a great acapella though m8, i will use it in future! :) Thank again! (Ive updated this track on this page with some more)
this is some happy 7:22am music!! it's so perfect I feel like I'm in a movie, and in the movie, I am the star and I am on my way to Denny's and the sun is peaking over the mountains in the distance as I drive along the highway, and the day is full of promise and hope. Very groovy and enlivening track you got here. Perfect first taste of the morning!!
Thx matey! Glad u like this one...Like I said I forgot I had it and just found it on my laptop....Glad I did..This always went down really well at gigs!! Thx again!
The music is amazing! Love the guitar and the rhythm of it all. Top caliber sounds.
Steph is in here too? I can't wait!! Oh anticipation ....
WOW.
WOW..... I AM ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH THIS. This whole uploading an acapella thing - it's an amazing experience to be sitting and waiting and knowing that you are going to be in a song, and not sure how or when or where. And then bam - there it is. I love the way did it.
That was sooooooo tasteful and just I am a lucky guy for you to have done this, cuz of it and to be in it, I am soooo proud. Thanks so much for sharing, you are really really good and have an excellent ear.
Dip dib db db Dizzy and Light. I love it.
Thanks for brightening my day right about now man. This was great, big smiles, cheers. Sincerely, cK
I had absolute fun cranking this one out. I listened to a bunch of acapellas before I found what I wanted. Thanks for the props. I really like how it fit.
This is a deep experience! The bell/malleted sounds at the beginning really work well as a device for immediately taking me somewhere else. Bells and mallets I know really move me to another place for some reason, I don't know if that comes from like the memory of euphoria of wind chimes in the breeze and those sounds taking me back to that ... so I don't know if it always moves a person's point of awareness to a new place as much as it does me, but it does. So from the start, this does one of the coolest things music can do. In fact, i had to pause it to say everything I felt about the first 10 seconds, so I am going to click play again now.
Love the vocal sound, goes so well with the melody of the bells, and then the morph / change to the next sound is interesting, it kind of like the same vocal just got younger. With all the nice fx going on, it is a very ethereal yet solid dream this paints.
Really great rhythms especially in the contrast between everything. For the open ear, this is a smorgasbord of delight. for the casual listener, this is a wonderfully rich flavor to add to any environment. Absolutely.
This has been very wellness-instilling and inspirational. I am going to craft some loops right now cuz you lit a fire in me, so be on the lookout for some loops from me going up this afternoon. You'll know them by the title, somehow.
Thank you. I found that the bells kept the whole song going. Whenever I hear this song I think of a ice palace and an empty throne. Kind of sad. But I hope you think of happier things. Thanks again!
ShojoBeast
on Tongue in cheek by lofthouse
New version of TIC almost ready!g.xxx
on Smurfette by KylerClevenger
true.
Is this from smurfette's perspective, or the dicks perspective? Even tho it's hers, I am going to pretend to be the dick.
I'm a dick in smurftown.
OMG the talking.
lol....
she does.
she does too fk!!!
this is awesome. i'm not gonna be a dick anymore, b/c if i were a dick, i would say how really enjoyable and perfect the music is for smurf contemplations.
Heck.... i think you should take the convo out and make it smurfs having the same conversation about people!
Great stuff.
haha and there it was.
what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick.
ha ha had a bunch of really offensive commentary in this spot about sex, dicks, lesbians, dogs, tools ... but i removed it. i am smarter than that. now.
:D
great stuff. liked it.
on Heartbreak At Sunset by TaraToxic
this just exudes not only a sophisticate hardcore flavor in that it is not overly done, but in the ways that it hasn't been overdone, it is even more beautiful for. Like the contrasting melodies that i hear...
oh wow. I'm at 1:40. I love that.
Really really nice, clean, fresh, taking me back ... stop it now!!
Ew you might the one who can help me track down a sound. msg me @ califken at gmail and i will shoot my question back atcha.
ah!!! heard a miniature screamer there, he sounded like he had a valium or something. just kinda growling there low. subdued little guy.
wow. you really know how to use this stuff.
a delicate artist you are, and it really comes through in this flawless production.
nice work T!!! cK
on How stupid men can be by FrenchKid18
Love your voice still.
Loved the intro. Love when the beat comes in.
This is as fresh and well-instilling a track as it ever was.
Beautiful work on the vocal harmonies there! flawless, love the way they are weaving in and out with each other, like just 2 nice banners moving about in the breeze. That was a very nice treat to hear.
Great work brother. Cheers.
Cheers
French Kid
on version 2.18 by profplum
on Super Boyfriend by N2G
THAT FIRST ... oh there it is again .... girl i know ..
the way that slips down. ......
that's just like .....
it's like all of the sudden being under warm water with someone nice.
very nice work. exactly.
on Nightmare by MrJoKerFaCe
on Nineteen seventy by profplum
wow. i love this track Em. really nice. not only did you take me to a wonderful place in the memory, but you avoided all the possible detours that would keep me from getting to this really nice place where i rarely get to be in my head and psyche.
really nice. this one is a smooth, genuine gem.
on Heart by oasisduke
Well I'll tell you I'm the mystery guy that you shared a dream with just now. So chances are ...
on Heart by oasisduke
i am so deeply fascinated by like reflections of sentiment and like my experiencing what this track was for you about you but musically and feeling it musically ... and just .... stuff like that.
Nice multi-faceted little experience we're building here. I like it. Great work.
Symbiote Mojo groove detected. and it was in a lovely way that i admire just falling all around like emotional snow glittering .... nice colors. just ....
You came away with the gorgeous with this one.
...only, in my head, its not snow...its petals falling from, like, a cherry blossom tree. little, delicate petals in slow mo, with dew drops that catch the light and reflect shards of color across my upturned face. all you can do is smile at the moment and the thought.
...if i find out youre the mystery guy ive been sharing dreams with since i was a kid...
as always, i am honored by your review. thank you.
on Drip WuuToo by oasisduke
..the mind meld has already begun...
on Drip WuuToo by oasisduke
i love this. like you just gave me a review and mentioned future. and like there's this whole dimension of a particular groove that i feel and you are one those few people i hear that has that particular groove, melodic sensibility especially.
i think the future is starting. today. now.
are we gonna cross the streams or what?
:D
lovely track, perfect descrip - a winner indeed, all around. great sounds. cheers!
...but i get to be Venkmen.
i've never been to Cali. perhaps its time i cross that off the bucket list.
i jest, of course. while i do have a bucket list, there's only one thing on it:
oD's BUCKET LIST:
1. Live Forever
2.
3.
4.
5.
cheers for the continued support. it means more to me than i could ever express.
on Tongue in cheek by lofthouse
Hmm....
And not a fracking cap in site..MM.....
on I 'ate 'im by oasisduke
Member only tracks. Here's your jacket.
pssshhh....
TOTALLY just kidding. It's just kind of funny with member only tracks. Cuz sometimes I like to breeze through without being seen having heard the track. So like I see your track out there in the yard. But I know you're watching.
So i read the description. And I think OMG this girl is me, we are the same. Go!!!
So I just run out into the yard in my producer suit (all my clothes minus pants) and start spinning in the sprinklers holding your track up like a baby in the air. Smiling at it, spinning, forever spinning. My suit is getting wet.
Mmmm.... seems we all lucked out this time.
:D
I think I should have a go at this and maybe if it works out well then that will be the reason why you couldn't let it go. Fate.
What do you think?
and i think i love you.
thats what i think.
("All My Clothes, Minus Pants" is coincidentally the title of my memoirs..available soon on Amazon.com)
on Tongue in cheek by lofthouse
on Tongue in cheek by lofthouse
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THIS IS so nice.
OH MY FRACK
FRACK
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FRACKING GLEN.
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OMG OMG OMG.
ok - I'll start actually being useful now.
#1. Ok!!
#2. The phrasing and melodies are brilliant, especially at the word place. Just .... c frackin lapping brother.
#3. Brilliance.
#4. I love the lyrics. They make me think of well what do you know being lost in space. To me from you equates to being at someone's house at night who i don't know very well and i'm kind of high. I don't do those things, but that's what it makes me think of.
#5. Ok so this is like .....
GReat grrrreat track. It's like I got to have my evening with Glen without all the airfare, strange other-worldly drugs, hanging over achings and depleted glands.
God Glen. This was
....
SO COOL.
frack xxxx's. just oh's.
oh my frackin gods that is.
:D
Ken
You actually understand me and what I'm trying to say!And I love that you get it!
You are just too amazing to put into words.
I'm so gonna frame this review,because I know I'll never ever get one like it again!
Thank u so much!!
g.xx
on If love is the answer then rephrase the question by Chad360
I feel Love. and compression.
Funky town vst.
Place that frackn pattern white boy. Place that frackn pattern nice. Export the file and review a frackin track until you dance.
Turn the beat around. "Ok. No, wait. Wait. I don't think I can do that in Fruity Loops. Oh wait, what am I saying? Yeh I can!" Love to hear compression. "Jesus fkn christ enough. Ok. Aight, sorry. Compression? Ok just this... and click ... and .... and there you go. You better be lovin it right now." Turn it upside downnnnn "Bang. You're dead."
:)
I LOVED THE INTRO FIRST 2 MINUTES. LOOK WHAT IT TOOK YOUR DAW DISCO COFFEE COMMENT AND DID TO ME?
Cheers bro, nice muzzzze.
I can not tell you how happy I am to read your words.
*smiling*
on poison by oasisduke
on poison by oasisduke
we really should collab sometime. i feel like you are so solid and like i fk things up just the right way that we'd have a solid piece that blinds em by the end.
lovely tune o girl. never a disappointment!!
:)
this just if anything needs to be fkd up somehow. just like ... rub some dirt on it, throw it at the ceiling fan for 8 seconds, but then catch it without missing.
Just .... you know. I am probably to cerebral about these things.
Your track is the jam. You should submit it to production libraries. you are too smooth to not be crossing the streams with other mediums.
i would LOVE to collab with you. youre one of my secret sources of inspirado and musical mojo on here. i think we would come up with something luxurious! send me an email sometime and we'll chat it up in more detail :)
cheers for the listen and review. much appreciated.
on Moorlough Mischief and Ire (feat nabilkhazzaka) by n0mad23
Wow this is like Earth meets Harlem meets Sting meets however awesome is that vocal. Wow - DAMN you are still the sweet music that is both the weirdest thing i've ever heard while still totally founded in the fundamentals.
LOVE THIS. I was feeling a little out of here, and somehow this brought me a lot of clarity bro!!
:D
lovely
on My Little Enigma ft Califken and Holly (Updated) by JohnnyHunter
on TreRei by oasisduke
cheers for the review and the grand slam craving i will now have to sit with all morning long!
lol
on Play My Soul by Salkizar
i love it. this is timeless .... clean my soul? yep.. that's awesome.
really cool voice, really great rock. wow.
really really really erally really great voice.
damn.
great stuff.
on Dizzy Light by MightyMemphis
Steph is in here too? I can't wait!! Oh anticipation ....
WOW.
WOW..... I AM ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH THIS. This whole uploading an acapella thing - it's an amazing experience to be sitting and waiting and knowing that you are going to be in a song, and not sure how or when or where. And then bam - there it is. I love the way did it.
That was sooooooo tasteful and just I am a lucky guy for you to have done this, cuz of it and to be in it, I am soooo proud. Thanks so much for sharing, you are really really good and have an excellent ear.
Dip dib db db Dizzy and Light. I love it.
Thanks for brightening my day right about now man. This was great, big smiles, cheers. Sincerely, cK
I had absolute fun cranking this one out. I listened to a bunch of acapellas before I found what I wanted. Thanks for the props. I really like how it fit.
Maybe we should collab on somethin' sometime.
Holler,
Memphis
on Tears of the Goddess by ShojoBeast
This is a deep experience! The bell/malleted sounds at the beginning really work well as a device for immediately taking me somewhere else. Bells and mallets I know really move me to another place for some reason, I don't know if that comes from like the memory of euphoria of wind chimes in the breeze and those sounds taking me back to that ... so I don't know if it always moves a person's point of awareness to a new place as much as it does me, but it does. So from the start, this does one of the coolest things music can do. In fact, i had to pause it to say everything I felt about the first 10 seconds, so I am going to click play again now.
Love the vocal sound, goes so well with the melody of the bells, and then the morph / change to the next sound is interesting, it kind of like the same vocal just got younger. With all the nice fx going on, it is a very ethereal yet solid dream this paints.
Really great rhythms especially in the contrast between everything. For the open ear, this is a smorgasbord of delight. for the casual listener, this is a wonderfully rich flavor to add to any environment. Absolutely.
This has been very wellness-instilling and inspirational. I am going to craft some loops right now cuz you lit a fire in me, so be on the lookout for some loops from me going up this afternoon. You'll know them by the title, somehow.
Really great stuff, keep on!!
ShojoBeast