... have webbed toes but can't swim.
... cry when big men hold me close.
... leave long letters to bad waitresses about the benefits of heavy drinking and smoking.
... am highly skilled with the broadsword, flail and chainsaw,... all, however, are ineffective at defending against the common honey-bee, which can kill me in seconds.
... have a back-yard that's filled with holes that I've dug, but have no use for, and no memory of digging.
Or maybe I'm just a landscaper/bassist with some gear and spare time.
I play the bass guitar, acoustic and electric six-string guitar. I have been constructing MIDI lines for strings, drums and piano on my MIDI controller keyboard, so I guess I have to say I play that too.
PreSonus StudioOne 2.6 Professional
PRS- SE Custom 24
Artisan- Lap Steel
Elixer- All strings
Monster- Bass Cables
Line6- Bass PodXT Live
Akai Pro- MAX25 Keyboard MIDI Controller
Presonus- AudioBox 22VSL
Audio Technica- ATH-M50X Headphones
Audio Technica- AT-2035 Microphone
Fender- 2X10 Rumble Combo
Gallien Krueger- 1001RB Head
Gallien Krueger- 4X10 GK Neo Cabinet
Tool - Lateralus
Coheed & Cambria - Good Apollo: Vol I & II
Karnivool - Themata
Fates Warning - Pleasant Shade of Grey & FWX
Pink Floyd - Animals
A Perfect Circle - Mer de Noms
Katatonia - Viva Emptiness
NIN - Pretty Hate Machine
Soilwork - Sworn To A Great Divide
36 Crazyfists - Bitterness The Star
Coheed & Cambria
Bat Out Of Hell II
Most of my tracks are darker melodic rock and instrumentals. I do not have a million dollar studio, so I do my best with what I have.
...Am a 34 year old landscaper in Middle America. Married to an awesome lady, Carisma, who is also my best friend.
That's about it. Work and wife. Oh, and the dog, but she's a bitch, so nevermind.