Life without music is a mistake
  • From : Los Angeles, United States
  • Joined : Mon 1st Jun 2015, 3 years ago

About Me

I'm mean, not so lean, cruel, obscene,
not only am I Elvis, I'm also James Dean.

Instruments I play

That's kinda way personal.

Software I Use

Groovemixer 1.7.0 beta
Ant/V/Player Media Converter 0.8.0
Fruity Loops 3.4 (currently in a crashed state)
Sony Acid Music Studio (bootleg version!!!)

Hardware I Use

Nike Air Penis Pump to tackle my occasional Erectile Dysfunction.
Fancy, my fully functional life size blow up doll/companion.

Listening To Right Now

Even Asian bitches love to Bangkok.

10 Favourite Albums

The green family album, which contains a picture of me, barely two years old, butt naked peeing on the sidewalk in front of my parent's house.

My Influences / Fav Artists

First & foremost, I'd like to thank Simon the Flying Spaghetti Monster for blessing me with the ability to pose as a composer and to create noise that is transcendent thru time and space in a rachet ever expanding universe. Of course, if you believe in the string version of the Big Bang theory, meaning you believe in a time before the Big Bang, then curb your enthusiasm accordingly.

My Music Sounds Like

You decide..!

In My Other Life I ...

I don't have a life.