Life without music is a mistake
I'm mean, not so lean, cruel, obscene,
not only am I Elvis, I'm also James Dean.
Instruments I play
That's kinda way personal.
Software I Use
Groovemixer 1.7.0 beta
Ant/V/Player Media Converter 0.8.0
Fruity Loops 3.4 (currently in a crashed state)
Sony Acid Music Studio (bootleg version!!!)
Hardware I Use
Nike Air Penis Pump to tackle my occasional Erectile Dysfunction.
Fancy, my fully functional life size blow up doll/companion.
Listening To Right Now
Even Asian bitches love to Bangkok.
10 Favourite Albums
The green family album, which contains a picture of me, barely two years old, butt naked peeing on the sidewalk in front of my parent's house.
My Influences / Fav Artists
First & foremost, I'd like to thank Simon the Flying Spaghetti Monster for blessing me with the ability to pose as a composer and to create noise that is transcendent thru time and space in a rachet ever expanding universe. Of course, if you believe in the string version of the Big Bang theory, meaning you believe in a time before the Big Bang, then curb your enthusiasm accordingly.
My Music Sounds Like
In My Other Life I ...
I don't have a life.