Description : After accidentally eating all of Number 5's soaps and medicated breakfast cereals, we tripped out and ending up following a magic eagle back in time to the dawn of man... the 1980's. When we awoke, we found ourselves in a vampire nightclub full of burgers with this song fully formed next to us.
Samples The Loot, a fine band all you childs should check out.
Description : We wrote this on our return from India, where we were taught Transcendental Meditation by the members of latin boy band Menudo. After achieving such inner peace, we spent many days frolicicing in the funky forests with our animal friends. Then we wrote this crazy mama-jammer!!! Enjoy!!!!
Description : PDZK1IP1 (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Germs)
We are Punishing the Wyrm!!!
This is a song!! A song about germs!! The music was recorded the time when we exorcised an old synthesizer... WITH A HAMMER!!!!! Guaranteed to get you moving on the dance floor, even if it's in the opposite direction!!! Yes!
Description : Inspired by, and recorded during, the night we spent outside Academy Award-nominated and Golden Globe-winning Israeli-American actress Natalie Portman's window, this creepy little slice of fried gold will befriend you, lead you to it's home and offer you a nice cold glass of milk. EXPIRED MILK!!!!! Enjoy!
Description : A rich metaphore for the highways of life, this seemingly gentle song lulls you close, then lays eggs in your face which jump out your chest like a xenomorph, which proceeds to dance around your corpse and explode. Enjoy!
Description : Punishing The Wyrm is a cult synth-based electronica duo from somewhere deep in Europe.
We are Punishing The Wyrm. This song is the truth. This was our first song. "Volk Van Tereso" (sythns, programming) wrote this music after a long night partying with mermaids. "The Operation" looked at himself in the mirror and wrote the lyrics in a second. That is the story.
