Description : Got neighbors that bother you and do things that irk you? Are the corona idiots making you scratch your head with their selfishness and disrespect for your right to live in safety? Maybe this will help you deal in a weird way. Weird chords, weird lyrics, weird song, lol.

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  1. Neomorpheus
    Neomorpheus on Sat 30th May 2020 - 1 month ago

    Hey Wayne!
    Ha Ha, this is quite the fun track and brought some much needed smiles to my face. I even found that I relate to some of this. I'm constantly cleaning doggie logs from my lawn and I don't have a dog. Jynxz nailed the comparison to Zappa, he instantly came to mind as I started playing this. I dig it man !

    theHumps
    Reply by theHumps

    Glad you got a kick out of it!

    I had a roommate in college who listened to Zappa all the time so I'm quite familiar with his unique abilities. Never really thought about it till the second mention of him just came up. Interesting man.

    Thanks.

    Wayne

  2. DijamMusic
    DijamMusic on Fri 29th May 2020 - 1 month ago

    Hello Wayne,
    Very expressive track mate.
    I like the way you did construct it.
    Really coherent and deliver the message clearly.
    Well done my friend
    Majid

    theHumps
    Reply by theHumps

    Just something stupid, lol.

    Thanks!

    Wayne

  3. Indieground
    Indieground on Fri 29th May 2020 - 1 month ago

    I can't agree more mate
    The Clash o muerte !!!

    theHumps
    Reply by theHumps

    My new one is a total Clash-o-rama! Your gonna love it, lol.

  4. TheFemiFactor
    TheFemiFactor on Fri 29th May 2020 - 1 month ago

    Music is an expressive art, I love it when people actually express a tangible message. Good work on this.

    theHumps
    Reply by theHumps

    I agree man, if music comes from within and it is personal at some level, it's more genuine.

    I actually didn't expect people to comment on this, pretty different from most of what I've been doing lately and a bit weird. he

    Thanks Fermi Factor!

    Wayne

  5. Jynxz
    Jynxz on Wed 27th May 2020 - 1 month ago

    Wow... Do you do the vocals? I love your approach to rhythm, If Zappa were still alive he'd say this was his. Your mixing and editing are next level. Your clarity is unbelieveable. Great track.

    theHumps
    Reply by theHumps

    Thanks! Zappa, wow, cool comparison.

    Yeah, that's me singing all the parts, sorry, lol. I used some drum and bass loops I found in Ableton and a simple midi bass. I dusted off my ebow and made some wild noises that I loved and a simple elec git rhythm track a bit offset from the beat. My mixing is slowly getting better, I think my new Sennheiser hd protect headphones have helped hear things clearer.

    Cheers!

    Wayne

  6. Indieground
    Indieground on Wed 27th May 2020 - 1 month ago

    Hat a subject for a track
    that's clever
    i like that !

    theHumps
    Reply by theHumps

    Being quarantined, it's made my musical thoughts go crazy. Like the Clash who believed in writing about what is going on around you, I wrote it in that vane after I found a pile of dog poop on my lawn.

    Thanks!

    Wayne

  7. crucethus
    crucethus on Wed 27th May 2020 - 1 month ago

    cool, getting all the frustration out in a creative way is the best way!

    theHumps
    Reply by theHumps

    I live in a nice neighborhood where all the lawns are nicely kept up. Except for that one guy, with the dog, lol.

    Something different, playing with the Ableton content and some midi for a change.

    Thanks,

    Wayne

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words and music by Wayne the Humps

Now you got me thinking while you're living here next door
Rake your yard and pick up all your trash you've become abhorrent
Your pickup's way too loud and your kids never do the chores

C'mon man just take care of that yard a little bit
Buy a rake, buy a hose and mow that thing you call a lawn
Would ya, could ya?

Who gave you permission to take your dog to dump on my lawn?
Really?
Then I stop and think about from what creature did you spawn?
Had to be something weird, he

Well I'm from a land of make believe
Where all your needs don't supersede
And I assure myself to breath
The air that comes has no disease

I don't wanna
Wear a damn mask, wear a damn mask
Wear a damn mask, wear a damn mask

I think it's time to break this all down

The funky cold medina will stop the virus cold
From Austin to Boston
Down to New Orleans, the Big Easy
Elixir is quicker, faster than shit
Better than ever
You might be better
Or you might be deader

I'm feeling better already
So, thank you, thanks!

You opened those beaches like I knew you would
All those people coming down in my neighborhood
Uh-Oh, what the hell am I gonna do
Can't you see that you're just a pawn
Run like hell!

I need to go back thinking 'bout that lawn
About face!

There's something about my mailbox that dogs just like
They lift their leg like they got a right
He's got a doggie right!
He's got a doggie right!
Doggie right?

He's got a doggie right!

He's got a doggie right!

 


 

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