Tags : | Comedy | 5.91 MB | Has Lyrics

Description : Country Comedy.
Life can get too serious at times. So here is some good clean fun to add some silliness to your day. And yes, I DO have horses.
Me performing all except for MIDI drums.

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  1. laurentwirz
    laurentwirz on Fri 6th Apr 2018 - 1 year ago

    Nice! Good to ear a tune with emotions and not only with electronic-artificial stuff! I like it. Cheers and beats. Laurent

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    TYVM :)

  2. Orlando51
    Orlando51 on Thu 5th Apr 2018 - 1 year ago

    Not really a country fan myself, but this tune is truly splendid !:)

    Compliments_____Orlando

    MWRatridge
    Reply by MWRatridge

    Orlando,

    TYVM . Doing comedy is challenging to say the least. Glad you enjoyed it :)

    Mark.

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This song's about horses
And I've got some
Must hold it all day
Until I let them on in
Forgive me, if I don't seem sensitive
Well I've been through a shovel or two
Digging and hauling
Off a ton or two
I think I understand
Coal mining now

Chorus
I've got horses
That like to go in their stalls
When they go in
They go and then they go some more
When they're outside
They don't have to go no more
I've got horses
That like to go in their stalls

Time and time, I've let them in
And much to my, unsettled chagrin
Standing firm
And looking me in the eye
A little smile and then she lets it fly
I stand in wonder and I wonder why
They really have no conscience
Don't you know?

I thought about putting
Up a toilet sign
Out in the pasture
(You know, to give them a hint)
I bet they couldn't read it anyway
If they'd grow hands
They could shovel their own
But on that subject
I have given up hope
No doubt they'd make excuses anyhow

Chorus
I've got horses
That like to go in their stalls
When they go in
They go and then they go some more
They beg and beg to go inside
They wanna give that stall
I cleaned out a ride
I've got horses
That like to go in their stalls

Why do they do that
Where they sleep?
I've got horses

(c) Copyright 2018 Ratcliffe

 


 

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