Random Song Titles

I thought it would be fun to come up with random song titles for people who can't think of a title for their track/song.

Go ahead, throw out something funky and fun. :-)

Dirty Ice
Blueberry Rain
Green Dice
Can't count the clouds
Don't count the raindrops
Who stole my drumsticks
Can't remember where I left my tuner

Hehe :-)

Dwarf Shortage
The Baby Seal Club
Don´t touch the thermostat
Would you like an Apple Pie with that?
Forget about it (The Alzheimers song)
Leprosy (I'm not half the man I used to be)

all cops are covid

Cuck My Siss
Pilth Fig
Diggy Ztardust
Sack Blunshine
Paster of Muppets
Smammer Hashed Face
Umpton of the Syniverse
Hevil's Daircut

Haha @rxslr!!!!!

Purple Eyes
Baby Giraffes are cute
What have you done to my hair
I have some loops for ya
Are you sick
Congo Bongo
Muzic-tude

"Closets are just coat hangars"
and
"Ugly looking mailbox i wanna hit"
are both strong contenders...

Hey look, a distraction
Do aliens catch colds
Artificial flower arrangement
How did you end up on earth

https://www.looperman.com/forum/thread/183213/unused-track-titles

^err?

Snow Fiction
Botched Reception
Broken Fixup
Clock Inception
Smoking Diss-book
Song infection
Often Mistook
Wrong direction
Never give up
Gone in 60 seconds

:P

Yeah I remember the original thread of this a few years ago. A lot of imaginative and oft times vulgar titles were presented. I guess the premise is more about having fun contributing to the thread than actually coming up with usable titles. But in reality this topic is quite relevant. Some people really struggle when it comes to naming their tracks. I know at least I do. Its of course more difficult for instrumentals than those with lyrics where there's literally no specific subject matter to associate with.
I had the intention of challenging Looperman to try creating tracks around some of these for an added dimension of fun. As it turned out I never did.
My bad.
So, I'm gonna do so here.
I promise I will invest a little time and develop a track using one of these and encourage some other to do the same. Lets have some fun with this.

I make primarily instrumental tracks, so I either a) use the names of some of the samples I used in the track or b) the first word or how I feel when I listen to it.

As promised here's a track I made tonight in a few hours based on one of the corny track titles in this thread. I decided to use Crucethus' Forget about it (The Alzheimers song). It actually took a few days of scouring these titles while contemplating how to match some music to them. I wanted to do something with some sort of significance aside from just attaching a title to a piece of music I made. I was getting pretty close to regretting my promise to do this when an idea struck and I set about doing it. Ok now for the disclaimer: Even though Alzheimers is not something we should probably joke about (Steve), hopefully everyone will realize this is not meant to be malicious. I mean c'mon, some things you don't want to laugh at but, at some point you got to lighten up.

https://www.looperman.com/tracks/detail/216553

Milkway
Deja Vu
Jalapeno
Grove Street
COVID
Doxycycline
Bigfoots Diary
Plaster

"124GReryt97sdfgs"
It's super random, but hard to search. Too bad for @Neomorpheus, he may have dodged a bullet by posting before my jackass response :D..

@Neo

I remember the original, too. Obviously, so does Evisma. I think StaticNomad took the quarantine too seriously to come visit the loop long enough to participate. I like your idea about building a track around one of these titles just for shits and giggles. I may just do that as well. As I don't have a whole lot of time these days, it may not be up to full Valvedriver standards, but it will be fun, none the less.
Now, before I head out to check out the track you made, here are a couple more track title ideas from yours truly.

Inane Regression
Diatribe of the condemned
Absolute Morbidity
Congressional Cannibalism
Vectored Stimuli
Armor Conditions
Beautiful Decay
Astronomical Dissonance

My Greek Love Chlamydia!
I Wanna Marry You for 5.5 years
Vegan Meathead
I´m an Influencer please look at meeee!
Incels and pepper Spray!
Will You Swipe Right Tonight?
And I would Uber 500 miles.
Here´s looking at you kid! (Is why your in a Cambodian jail for the next 15 years)
Xi The Pooh!
Who Peed in the Pool?
COVID Cabana
Country Boy pickup truck blues.
Danish Wood
Uncomfortable Vibrations.
I left my soul and dignity in Glasgow.

I don't know if I'm clever enough (or devious enough) to join this exclusive club. If I remember right Aaron (ValveDriver), You, Evisma, Cru and StaticNomad were the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse the last go round.

The Problem is my degree is in Marketing....Evil Marketing. So I always choose the dark part of the humour. Like Divorce Greetings cards that say.. Mommy and Daddy still love you.... even though you really were the reason we split up.. Or Illegitimate Fathers day cards.. etc etc.