Unused Track Titles

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    Evisma : Thu 9th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Greetings.

    I thought it would be entertaining to start a list of VERY available, and enormously desirable track titles that are still unused, and sorely unappreciated.

    They are taking up WAY too much space, written down on a piece of paper in my note pad, so a portion of the list must go digital.

    Here are a few:

    Lenticular Badassery

    Yang Wankin

    Lean Into It

    Resurectivity

    Vaginuts

    Oaf Akimbo, Nurse A King

    Silver Fringed Automaton

    A Stooge From Stem To Stern

    Timeline Shenanigans

    Decentuate

    Diligent Transient Xenophobe

    Self-Losing Memory

    Depraved Origami

    Heroic Masturbation

    Hypostasis

    In The Longhand Of Regret

    Tastes Like Aphids

    Even My Pants Are Feeling Down

    Lillies And Landmines

    Gin-clined Plane

    Wash Me Like Four Tomatoes

    (and finally)

    Galloping Testicle Riding Marsupials

    I'm sure that the creative minds of Looperman.com can come up with much better ideas. I would love to hear them.

  2. 915540
    JaySilent : Thu 9th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    this is actually a pretty awesome idea! Even for guys like me whose motherlanguage is not english this is very helpful!

    Well, I've got some too, for example:
    Black Hearts
    Hiding In Silence
    Wordless

    well, mine are most aplicable on chill or sad tracks, where Hiding In Silence might even fit a dark and heavy track

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    AZZYKO : Thu 9th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    "Heroic Masturbation" - that would be nice name for some trolls or parodies.

  4. 588276
    StaticNomad : Thu 9th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    This thread, a good idea, will probably get deleted forever for being too crude and offensive. Someone will surely complain.

    My favourite there might be Vaginuts. That's a hermaphroditic thing, right?

    A funny title but it doesn't suit any of my music. I can come up with cool, mad titles relatively easily. Problem is that they generally don't fit the vibe of my music and, consequently, suitable track titles are a massive problem for me.

    Here's a fun title right up the Evisma crazy title street:

    I Spit On Your 47 Vegetables

    That was a real piece of graffitti on a wall round the back of my old college in London (England). It's probably still there.

  5. 951439
    Evisma : Thu 9th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    "This thread, a good idea, will probably get deleted forever for being too crude and offensive. Someone will surely complain."

    I hope not. I did a lot of self-censoring, added no obscenities, abusive language, racial language or anything too graphic, and tried to only add names that were comical or somewhat interesting. No offense intended.

    My last entry is nearly impossible for me to picture without smiling.

  6. 588276
    StaticNomad : Thu 9th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Yes, Galloping Testicle Riding Marsupials is a fun title and conjures up some amusing craziness.

    The difficulty is finding a piece of music that relates to that weird image.

    Your titles in general would best suit someone making much weirder, more experimental craziness. Your music is experimental but not weird experimental. Too much melody, parts that fit comfortably together and a lack of the bizarre. I'd say something similar about mine.

  7. 951439
    Evisma : Thu 9th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    "The difficulty is finding a piece of music that relates to that weird image."

    The weird image could be the starting point. Old west sounding intro with the distant sound of thousands of opossums wearing spurs and cracking whips, thundering across the plains. The sound of the "hooves" would be a MUCH more padded sound in this case, and sound more like a two-legged gallop.

    Probably not a rocker, but Farcical Aquatic Ceremony is the sound of an eccentric's raft/home passing by you while you're on the shore, fishing. It's an idea.

  8. 172885
    NateMonoxide : Thu 9th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    "It might take longer to read this song title than to listen to the actual track". *cue a single orchestra hit*

  9. 588276
    StaticNomad : Thu 9th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Evisma:

    Well, despite my multiple comments on Farcical Aquatic Ceremony, this is the first time you've told me what it's about. That's a cool idea and something I'd like to see.

    Makes me think of being an old guy in India in the 1930s and hanging out by the river only to see, in a liferaft, Indiana Jones floating by, accompanied by some little Chinese kid and Steven Spielberg's soon-to-be wife. But you can't turn your nose up at that opportunity so you decide to ask him to save your village by retrieving your stolen magic stones from a Thuggee cult and bringing back all your enslaved children.

    It's really cool when he manages to do just that.

    Happy days...

  10. 951439
    Evisma : Thu 9th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Static:

    I love how you seem to be enamored with Indiana Jones and hermaphrodites. I'm a huge fan of the former, and have no problem at all with the latter.

    Sorry for never explaining Farcical's meaning. It was more of an image that formed while writing and recording. I have, on MANY occasions, responded to a comment of yours, then realize I left out a lot of what I was wanting to answer or cover or mention. Trying to get better about that.

    NateMonoxide:

    It takes a well EQ'd single orchestral hit to justify a name that long. I dig it.

  11. 588276
    StaticNomad : Fri 10th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Evisma:

    Well you know I'm a big Indiana fan. I partly mention it to you because I know you are as well.

    Hermaphrodites I still just don't understand (as in how it's even possible) and I like to make jokes about them (kind of affectionate ones rather than sneering and hateful).

    I like lots of other things aside from music eg frisbees, mangoes, rugby, comedy and so on. But most of all I just like to skate, smoke and f***. And I like to do them simultaneously. I used to keep them separate but some dude suggested I try combining them. These days it's all three or nothing.

    Yes, I tend to say way too much in track comments and replies, making it hard to answer all my points. No problem you didn't mention Aquatic meaning - just interesting now that you mention it.

  12. 951439
    Evisma : Fri 10th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    List addition:

    Hatchet-Face (what Glenn Frey and all of the Rolling Stones suffer from)

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    promenade2239 : Fri 10th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Your Origami Mastrubation Feeling Down Rhymes thought they would be entertaining to start and enormously desirable. They are talking up but written down. On a piece of paper but in my note pad, so a portion. digital? badassery? even my pants. (and finally) - Greetings!.

    Evisma : Thu 9th Apr 2015 : 1 day ago

    best greeeeeeeee
    things
    allll
    ex

    I thought it would nice and be entertaining to bump up this

    all the best gtrree things

  14. 951439
    Evisma : Sat 11th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Now THAT is a mash-up of epic proportions. The words you speak have an eloquent feel to them, can't place exactly why.

    Thank you Promenade2239, at first I thought you were crazy, then quickly realized your brilliance! And all with no plagiarism. Remixers of today shall bow before you, and when they do,.... please reach down and put a deep curve into the STRAIGHTENED brim of they're ball caps, and rip off the tags they keep there to make the 8 month old hat look new.

  15. 1409081
    KwerkyVocal : Sun 12th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Re. opening post - A worthy cause . . . I shall donate, if I may?

    - Australian Groin Protection

    - Zulu Spider Envelopes

    - Eskimo Banana Cream

  16. 951439
    Evisma : Sun 12th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    I thought this thread would fall into obscurity.

    Nice addition. Zulu Spider Envelopes is a phenomenal track title.

    New additions:

    Red Fuzz

    Hagbush Happenings

    Evil Phenylephrine

    The Human Syndrome

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    StaticNomad : Sun 12th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Zulu Spider Envelopes is indeed an awesome title. Sounds just like the kind of weirdness Evisma would come up with.

    Except he didn't though now he can have it all to himself as a title.

    Or maybe we will instead see a whole bunch of Zulu Spider Envelopes tracks flooding the Looperman Featured Tracks page in the coming days, weeks and months.

  18. 1409081
    KwerkyVocal : Sun 12th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    :)

    It was originally "Asian Zulu Envelope", I just decided to change it at the last minute.

    TOP TIP: Google is a great help for original nonsense creation, just keep trying to search for random phrases (inside "") and collect the ones which give zero results.

    P.S. - My favs of Evisma's were 'Even My Pants Are Feeling Down' and 'Wash Me Like Four Tomatoes'

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    crucethus : Sun 12th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Lets see now.

    Touch my grapefruit.

    Being free to be mean.

    Gimme that ole time atheism

    Mohhamed's got a brand new Buddah

    Touched by an Uncle

    50 shades of Beige

    Little Red Tourniquet

    I would cry in my cornflakes if you left me

    New Jersey still smells bad

    Tinder Roulette

    All that Trap

    I could go all night , but my colostomy bag is full.

    Ballad of the rapist...(sorry I mean therapist)

    Mocolocochino (and it's a dance too!)

    FingerBjorkin!

    ;-)
    Cru

  20. 588276
    StaticNomad : Sun 12th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Fine contributions, Crude Ditty.

    The rapist one is probably my favourite. And Mohammed and FingerBjorkin.

    Not that I have any music quite suitable for such titles but I'm sure someone else does.

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    crucethus : Sun 12th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    If someone has music suitable to these titles, either Frank Zappa has risen from the dead, or the person performing might just be a few sandwiches short of a picnic. IMHO

    Cruciatus Curse!

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    crucethus : Sun 12th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    Also
    Evil Phenylephrine
    is one of my fav's from Evisma. but I might call it
    Holy Evil Phenylalanine. (aspartamine)
    Cru

  23. 588276
    StaticNomad : Sun 12th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    I don't know about that, Cru-Dawg.

    Maybe you could write a nice, cheesy love song for your wife about the Zulu spider envelopes you're mailing her from your trip to Africa, where you're missing her terribly. They have their own envelopes (obviously) so you only need to stick a stamp and the address on them.

  24. 588276
    StaticNomad : Sun 12th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    OK, here's my contribution, which I really like though it's not suitable for any music I make:

    The Dick You Can Trust

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    crucethus : Sun 12th Apr 2015 : 4 years ago

    And I would counter with.
    Inverted Prick!

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