Whats The Most Stupid Band Name Youve Ever Heard

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    FreeRadical : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    I'm gonna go for "Kajagoogoo"

    And they weren't even satisfied with just having a completely meaningless, nonsense name.

    Oh no, They had to go all out and have seriously stupid haircuts as well......

    For those of you who don't know who Kajagoogoo were, Here's a link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16EmCjup5LM

    Can anyone top that?

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    deltaaah : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    The Number 12 Looks Like You

    they're pretty crazy tho.

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    simmerdown : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    filth matress

    and...awesome for it's stupidity (they know it)...

    brothers of sasquatch

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    ShowGunProductions : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    I would have to go with !!!. It's not even a name. And what do we call them? The three exclamation point band? Chodes.....

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    Metabolic : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    britney spears

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    sn76 : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    It has to be The new fast automatic daffodils ! They were about in the 90's. Just terrible... what were they thinking?!

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    CrashTheSystem : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    haha Metabolic...

    Even though their one of my favorite bands, Dog Fashion Disco was a pretty bad name. Of course now their Polkadot Cadaver (a little better I guess lol.)

    Though "They Might Be Giants" is definately up there.

    As is "Iwrestledabearonce" (I actually really like that one)

    Pretty much a lot of the typical long Metalcore and similar genre names you see nowadays are stupid like that.

    I know too many. :P

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    Planetjazzbass : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    "The Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre".. a short lived local crap punk band in the town where I live..I had the misfortune of hearing these dudes once in a pub I was drinking at..talking to the guitarist after the gig..I mentioned he might do better if he tried playing without any artificial stimulants in his blood stream! hehe

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    FreeRadical : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    @ Deltah - It was me. That was before the onset of alapecia.

    @ PJB - Your story reminded me of this bloke for some reason.
    His fans must go to gigs expecting some seriously quality music.

    http://www.eddieshit.com/

    (I swear i haven't just thrown this together)

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    anchor : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBo2NJb6fyc

    ...pretty freakin' funny.

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    Unknown User : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    Justin Bieber!!! xD

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    FrankieFuego : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    "21 toes" i thought wtf does 21 toes have to do with your band?
    i figured it could be a two person band and someone has an extra toe on there foot? i dunnoo but i think its the most stupid name i ever heard.

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    Bilbozo : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    "Pull my Finger" from BC Canada

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    Crypt : Thu 24th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    My Chemical Romance...How utterly cheesy.

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    FreeRadical : Fri 25th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    Oh i almost forgot about "lesbian dopeheads on mopeds"

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    Unknown User : Fri 25th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    The Beatles.

    Really think about it..

    -NEF

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    Unknown User : Fri 25th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    albino lifegard

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    Metabolic : Fri 25th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

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    LazarusBlack : Fri 25th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    Foreskin 500
    http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/artist/Foreskin 500/a/albums.htm

    RawHead }:)-

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    Crypt : Fri 25th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    Don't have to apologize Metabolic. I feel the exact same way. Minus the shopping trolley, lol.

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    LazarusBlack : Fri 25th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    that last link was bad...
    http://www.scaruffi.com/vol5/foreskin.html

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    Planetjazzbass : Fri 25th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    The Beatles is a great name!...you think about it....trouble is man you weren't around,different times,different culture,totally different mind set.

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    mrE : Fri 25th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    the butthole surfers

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    simmerdown : Fri 25th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    smashing pumpkins

    they were so damn good they transcended their name, i dont even think of what the words actually mean when i think of the band, but, if you do, lol fing stupid, gotta admit

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    Unknown User : Fri 25th Mar 2011 : 11 years ago

    planet jazz are you one of them old folks that thinks that a younger generation cant appreciate what yall fogies put out?

    The beatles is a good name because there famous...
    And there name didnt MAKE THEM. The fact that its a different time and my generation has a different mindset is n/a on this topic man. so YOU think about it. The ramones, The Beatles, Kiss, Jefferson Airplane,all pretty stupid names that reflect nothing about there music at all..BUT there all famous so everybody says THATS THE GREATEST NAME ALIVE..

    The trouble is. You think your age was golden and no body can understand you unless there from it? really?

    AND nobody said"lets see who picks a good name and tell him he's wrong"
    I have alot of respect for elders. but man....Your something else dude. I see u around this site always putting your dirty cents harldy ever have positive things to say..Sorry your old man..but that dosent give you the rite to be crank.

    TRULY YOURS
    -NEF

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