Top 10 Signs Your Dj Gig Will Go Smoothly

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    Dieselj : Fri 16th Jul 2010 : 11 years ago

    So, if youre a working musician, dj or an entertainer. Heres something you might enjoy
    Top 10 signs your DJ gig will go smoothly

    1) No Lady Gaga requests during your deep house set

    2) The seated audience is tapping their feet and its not from a riddlin overdose.

    3) You play Simon Says by raise your arms in the air during long high pass filter sweeps

    4) You stop playing Simon Says by lowering your arms during massive drops

    5) The Club owner asks you to spin til 6 in the morning

    6) Ladies and couples text you their after party contact info

    7) After a few rum and cokes, the Megadeath and Bon Jovi lovers actually dig house music

    8 ) The roof is really on fire

    9) Local celebs walk in the club yet people dont give a sh*t.

    10) No Lady Gaga requests during your entire set. Ma ma ma ma

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    Dj4Real : Fri 16th Jul 2010 : 11 years ago

    rotfl...That is a wonderful list.
    Realisticly for me.....Its that I brought all my music, My needle are'nt dirty, And I pray I did'nt leave my headphones at home.

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    xXSecretScienceXx : Mon 26th Jul 2010 : 11 years ago

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats great!

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    DJFredrick : Mon 26th Jul 2010 : 11 years ago

    haha! :D thats a great list!! :D you forgot
    No Keisha requests either! :D
    and no 'upcoming DJ' that think he knows everything coming up and telling how you could be better and what you could do differently.

    Aelfo

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    ChaseManhattan : Mon 26th Jul 2010 : 11 years ago

    wow yeah screw lady gaga. she is one creepy beach

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