That conversation was fking hilarious lmfao!!! but no seriously, ya vocals suck. they lack life, they are offkey and it does sound like you recorded them in the back of your car on your phone. If you are gonna put yourself out there, with product of this low, low caliber, you best be prepared for some harsh truths. This is at best an AGT rejected attempt at singing and your dictionary wordplay won't change that at all.

Dearest CaptainSour69 ,

I have noticed that as of recently, NPC's have been gaining consciousness, and unfortunately you are one of them. I am severely disappointed by this abysmal trash that you have called a "piece of work". I'd say stick to your day job, but from the sirens in the background of your vocals, I assume that you do not have one...
I listened to multiple of your uploads just to verify how horrendous it sounded. I had to make an account just to relay this message to you. I wouldn't spend all this time on just anybody: you sir are special ;P I just know you throw your empty bag of McDonalds out of your car window onto the highway after you've eaten.. oh wait you probably don't have one, unless you live out of it O.o Where do you record your vocals? Passenger seat? Backseat? I just do not know, your lore is so intriguing.
Currently, an organization that I am associated with is undergoing production on a real-world documentary on Skid-Row Sewer people, and we think you would be a perfect candidate. Would you be interested in setting up a time where my crew could get some footage of you, at work, in your "studio"? Please respond at your earliest convenience, thank you for your time even though I know.. you probably have a LOT of it.

Best regards,

SpicyCommander420

P.S. Don't litter, it is bad for the environment.