Trevallion From Dragonfly Lagoon, IL United States

From : Dragonfly Lagoon, IL United States

Joined : Tue 2nd Oct 2007

Last Logged : Mon 28th Jul 2008

Sex : M

Birthday : Fri 27th Sep 1991

Ban Status :

I'd consider my work humorous. But you don't know me. Inside jokes suck, don't they.

...uh oh...I didn't know you had to...I "sing" and "play" the bass?

Magix, bitch. Shit. Not anymore. Uh, Garageband, bitch.

The google on the internet machine

Just A Little Bit Special - Stephen Lynch
Craig Christ - Stephen Lynch
Tenacious D - Tenacious D
Anything by Trans-Siberian Orchestra (speaking of which, where are the goddamn Christmas loops?)
Hefty Fine - Bloodhound Gang
Hooray for Boobies - Bloodhound Gang
Please Incredibad, Don't Hurt 'Em - Incredibad (Andy's the man)
Testify for my Victims - Carnal Forge
Doom - Job for a Cowboy
Nocturne - The Human Abstract

Didn't I just write that?

Val Trevallion, the virtually indestructible Indians in Gun, the zippo machine at Six Flags, porn groove, ghettotech, and premodern jazz, if we're talking genres

A rave at the Norwegian Hunts Club, South Ukranian tribesmen during the harvest festival, the locker room chatter of most women's water polo teams, life during the Jurassic Period, your mother

I'm basically a musical prostitute, hibernating by day (aka classes) and raping virtual asses (aka instruments) by night. In between, I like drawing penguins in margins of notebooks, reconfiguring continents by imperializing African nations as a third party country with my time machine, and gagging catfish with large steel rods.